guess who?
so... recently someone i know went to the beach. After hanging out for a while, he decided to talk to a middle-aged man on the beach. The guy asked if he had ever been to Neptune Beach. My friend said no. The guy then politely asked if he wanted to go to Neptune with him. My friend said 'sure'. They happily jumped in his truck and were on their way. While driving towards Neptune Beach, the guy stops by a condo/townhouse that can be rented out for parties. The middle-aged man says 'damn there is no porn in the vcr.' My friend shrugs it off as being normal. Then they continue driving. The man asked, 'hey, would you like a coke at the store'. my friend says, 'sure'. the guy goes in and comes out with two cokes and a porno mag (hustler) and tosses one coke and the porno to my friend. The guy says, 'hey, see if you can find anything in there you like'. my friend says, 'ok'. The guy continues to drive and says, 'damn, i wish i could see someone naked right about now'. My friend says, 'yeah, sure'. The guy repeats what he said again. The guy then pulls over onto some side road and looks my friend up and down and says, 'damn, i reaalllyyy wish i could see someone naked right now'. Then, the man proceeds to whip out his dong and pleasure himself right in front of my friend. My friend just chills there while the guy finishes the deed and busts on the floor of his truck. When the guy has completed his task, my friend asks, can you take me back to my car? the guy then takes him back to his car as if nothing had happened. To add more to the story, the man was wearing a wedding ring. Also, when i jokingly asked my friend how big 'it' was, he said, ' i don't know, i didnt look that much'. And i said,' Thaaaaaaattt much, wtf is wrong with you, you mean you didnt look at all, right? He says, 'no, i didnt look that much.' If anyone that hasnt been told this story yet can guess who this friend is, you will win a coke, a hustler, a ride to neptune beach, and the privilege to watch a middle-aged man masturbate! call 269-4435 for details.