May 24, 2006 15:48
dear sir:
we have recieved your request. unfortunately, as it regards your account, we cannot simply "kill the slotting input that spent all my fragging money and be done with it."
your account information has been forwarded to collections.
you will be recieving a visit from a very large man who would like to have an earnest discussion about prompt payment of bills. if, after his visit, you insist on still refusing to pay, we will be more than satisfied with the removal of limbs to cover the 2000eb you owe us.
someone will see you on thursday,
Henry Thomlinson
accounts recievable, Biotechnica
Night City, NoCal
[for those in the game: YES. THIS THURSDAY. I HOPE EVERYONE IS HERE. and no, none of this (apart from the name) is actual in-game stuff. i just tried to be witty and probably failed miserably]
cyberpunk,
gaming