New All Improved Super Green Drink (tm)

Sep 22, 2003 10:10

I am pleased to announce a revelation and development in the world of alcoholic refreshments coloured green.

First there was "Steve's ye olde green death" - a mixture of spirits, liquers, fruit juices and fizzy pop. (Alcohol content: a lot)

Then came "THE GREEN DRINK" - known to have knocked out FluffyDave, and make Ronan VNV take 2 years to do a remix due to coma related problems...

Then the gauntlet was thrown down, and the result:-

New all improved "SUPER GREEN"

(made to a secret recipie developed in the kitchen of someone who's been to Slimelight far too many times since 1988)

with added EXTRA KICK, A MORE SENSATIONAL AND ROUNDED AFTERTASTE and ADDED DRUNKAHOL (tm).

Guaranteed to have you bouncing off the walls.

YOU TOO CAN BECOME A MEMBER OF "SUICIDAL COMMANDO"

drink super green drink...

The drink of kings and queens and princes and princesses and people in Camden who go "ahgrgehrghg go on 20 pence arghggghffeckietarghghghhnbastard"...
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