Somebody Just Smegging Shoot Me
I thought that maybe we, as a people, had dodged a bullet or been granted some sort of reprieve from gross malfeasance by G-d or Buddha or whomever you wish to throw your prayers to this week, I find out about this celluloid abortion.
But maybe it's not all that hard to understand. George Lucas has a lot of money to randomly throw around. Maybe he just wanted to give us something so bad we'd all go, "Well, now that I think back on it, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace wasn't so bad after all. In fact it was fan-smegging-tastic! I LOVE Jar-Jar!"
You don't think we could cook up another one of those flu thiniges, do you?
But maybe it's not all that hard to understand. George Lucas has a lot of money to randomly throw around. Maybe he just wanted to give us something so bad we'd all go, "Well, now that I think back on it, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace wasn't so bad after all. In fact it was fan-smegging-tastic! I LOVE Jar-Jar!"
You don't think we could cook up another one of those flu thiniges, do you?