In 2008, ( Read more... )

     You can join the Mile High Club and still ride a Virgin!

     Why does everyone who has it better off than me by several orders of magnitude always find it necessary to kvetch to me about how miserable their lives are?

Well, I have to say, sometimes being in a committed relationship isn't all it's cracked up to be. Especially when you're commited to the care of the State of Oklahoma.

Last Friday, the 15th, was my birthday; I turned 35. On that day I found out that 75% or more of my remaining personal belongings had been thrown away, that I had been ( Read more... )

     So, I know I haven't been on in, like, a year or so but when I find something this horrific I just have to spread the pain around...

Click here for that which should never exist.  Have Ajax for your eyes ready...

     Okay, so I am surreally (it's a real word if I want it to be) enamored with whack-jobs and their web-sites.  Sue me.  Anyway, I try to follow the exploits of a particular fruit loop who's pro-life and not smart enough to keep his mouth shut.
     Or at least I thought so, until now.  Now he's joined with other model citizens and embraced a day ( Read more... )

     So, thanks to
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     I thought that maybe we, as a people, had dodged a bullet or been granted some sort of reprieve from gross malfeasance by G-d or Buddha or whomever you wish to throw your prayers to this week, I find out about this celluloid abortion.
     But maybe it's not all that hard to understand.  George Lucas has a lot of money to randomly throw around ( Read more... )

     The smegging Japanese have actually produced a clip that makes me want to drop over six hundred fucking bucks!  Now, thanks to that fuck Tycho at Penny Arcade and GameTrailers.com you can see it all in Windows Media or Quicktime.  Beware, Abandon All Money Ye Who Enter There.

     Okay, so I started out a depressed as I've ever been.  Really.
     I went to see The Gunship last Wednesday and afterwards had it inadvertantly proven to me yet again that not only do I not have any real talent at all I also have a bizarre need to hang out with people who I either bore or annoy.  In addition, my cousin Amanda, whom I swore I ( Read more... )