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Damn i'm feeling angsty. But i ain't no emo kid, i'm a balls touching adult! So, rather than be normal and write a song about cutting my wrists or overdosing (and somehow writing a song about it), i've decided to write a song about my favorite superhero, Corporal Cheesecake. Of course, it's sang in a emo song way, but it'll be cool.
CORPORAL CHEESECAKE,
He stops the bad guys,
By shoving cheesecake,
Down their gullets!
IT AIN'T GOT NO CHEESE!
REAL CHEESE THAT IS!!
ITS GOT SOME MILK THOUGH!
AND IT TASTES SO FINE!
Communists, Combine,
Covenant, Chaos,
Nothing defeats the cheesecake.
They'll all face tasty justice!
Corporal Cheesecake!
He doesn't care for good or evil,
For they all will eat cheesecake,
And gasp with "mmm".
IT AIN'T GOT NO CHEESE!
REAL CHEESE THAT IS!!
ITS GOT SOME MILK THOUGH!
AND IT TASTES SO FINE~~~~!
*Powerful guitar riff*
Fathered by a man,
Mothered by a blueberry pie,
Born in a fridge,
Next to the salad dressing.
Corporal Cheesecake!
He has a life span of about a week,
Unless you keep him,
In an air tight container,
And even then,
It doesn't add much.
CORPORAL!!
CHEESECAKE!!
I WANT CHEESECAKE!!
MORE CHEESECAKE!
YUM!
NO LAUGHING COW HERE!
I DON'T WANT NO EASY SQUEEZY CHEESY PEAS!
I!
WANT!
CHEESE!
cake...
por favor.
Yea, that came out well. I feel much better too.
CORPORAL CHEESECAKE,
He stops the bad guys,
By shoving cheesecake,
Down their gullets!
IT AIN'T GOT NO CHEESE!
REAL CHEESE THAT IS!!
ITS GOT SOME MILK THOUGH!
AND IT TASTES SO FINE!
Communists, Combine,
Covenant, Chaos,
Nothing defeats the cheesecake.
They'll all face tasty justice!
Corporal Cheesecake!
He doesn't care for good or evil,
For they all will eat cheesecake,
And gasp with "mmm".
IT AIN'T GOT NO CHEESE!
REAL CHEESE THAT IS!!
ITS GOT SOME MILK THOUGH!
AND IT TASTES SO FINE~~~~!
*Powerful guitar riff*
Fathered by a man,
Mothered by a blueberry pie,
Born in a fridge,
Next to the salad dressing.
Corporal Cheesecake!
He has a life span of about a week,
Unless you keep him,
In an air tight container,
And even then,
It doesn't add much.
CORPORAL!!
CHEESECAKE!!
I WANT CHEESECAKE!!
MORE CHEESECAKE!
YUM!
NO LAUGHING COW HERE!
I DON'T WANT NO EASY SQUEEZY CHEESY PEAS!
I!
WANT!
CHEESE!
cake...
por favor.
Yea, that came out well. I feel much better too.