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it's been a couple months. well see, i got herpes which evolved into leprosy and i got sent off to an island and fucked hot nurses all day in an intense therapy program.
i wish life was that interesting. i guess it's sort of been. when we got back to schoo, i started dating this girl sara. she was really nice...anthropology major, smart, fun all of that crap. nothing really went wrong, but i decided to end it last week. i don't know what it was, but ti wasn't going anywhere and i don't want to be with anyone. i'm no longer a sneaky little whore though. i was thinking the other night about all these girls who have made me realize something from past relationships. i guess you gain something out of everything.
lexi- i dated her pretty early on in high school. i dumped her for anna and she hated me for a year, but we're still good friends. she went to her first party at my house.
porsche- from her i think i realized that you need to be with someone fun. she wasn't too fun and i don't regret breaking up with her in the rude manner i did. she was a bitch and thank you blink 182, "some girls try too hard."
anon. girl- i respect this girl's privacy so i won't say any names. she was focused and sort of made me grow up a little. bad person to be in a relationship with, but still a good friend.
tonya- she was kind of a bitch but i dated her as one of the several anna rebound girls. i saw the deftones with her which was cool but she was quiet and we didnt click.
irene- hot girl i hooked up with in florida. holy shit! i was really drunk that whole trip though but i just remember that she had huge breasts and was pure sex.
alex- she turned out to be a lesbian. who would have thought.
hannah- she was messed in the head. i think i learned how to ignore bipolar girls by that psycho bitch. 3 dates and she was obsessed...
meghan- she was a mommy's girl and when mommy hated mitch, things went to shit. she im-ed me the other day. weird.
steph- she was a nice girl. too nice, so things didn't work out. i wish i had that much patience though.
amanda- i guess i learned how to be creative with her because she never had fun doing anything.
catherine- obsessive. she followed me all through high school. i dated her freshmen year too, so it was weird.
jess h- she was cool and believed in hinduism. i still talk to her every now and then.
jenny- met her at a hotel in vegas...fine girl i must say. the rest of the team was playing pool and mark walked in on his phone and then got the rest of the bastards to walk in too.
samantha- went to some school in co springs and i hung out with her a couple times.
anna- oh blow me satan, i can't get over her! every fucking night mark and i play darts and fucking bitch about how much it sucks telling yourself you're over somebody but you're really not. i talk to her almost every night and even though we both have big "rosters" since entering college, we can't wait to see each other ever couple months. sophomore year when raves and shit were big, we'd stay out all night and then watch the sun come up and get ready for round two. i hated her for such a long time because she was the only girl ever to "hurt" me. we got over it though. sort of secretly for a week or so, until i publically asked her to prom in front of the whole school. people went ape shit, that's how much we hated each other. but now things are good and when people ask me what's new, just the fact that i can't wait to see her soon. i said it. fuckers.
i need to grow a dick. do they have chia pets for that?
in other news, my dad said that it's snowing in colorado. HAHAHAHAHA that sucks!
i wish life was that interesting. i guess it's sort of been. when we got back to schoo, i started dating this girl sara. she was really nice...anthropology major, smart, fun all of that crap. nothing really went wrong, but i decided to end it last week. i don't know what it was, but ti wasn't going anywhere and i don't want to be with anyone. i'm no longer a sneaky little whore though. i was thinking the other night about all these girls who have made me realize something from past relationships. i guess you gain something out of everything.
lexi- i dated her pretty early on in high school. i dumped her for anna and she hated me for a year, but we're still good friends. she went to her first party at my house.
porsche- from her i think i realized that you need to be with someone fun. she wasn't too fun and i don't regret breaking up with her in the rude manner i did. she was a bitch and thank you blink 182, "some girls try too hard."
anon. girl- i respect this girl's privacy so i won't say any names. she was focused and sort of made me grow up a little. bad person to be in a relationship with, but still a good friend.
tonya- she was kind of a bitch but i dated her as one of the several anna rebound girls. i saw the deftones with her which was cool but she was quiet and we didnt click.
irene- hot girl i hooked up with in florida. holy shit! i was really drunk that whole trip though but i just remember that she had huge breasts and was pure sex.
alex- she turned out to be a lesbian. who would have thought.
hannah- she was messed in the head. i think i learned how to ignore bipolar girls by that psycho bitch. 3 dates and she was obsessed...
meghan- she was a mommy's girl and when mommy hated mitch, things went to shit. she im-ed me the other day. weird.
steph- she was a nice girl. too nice, so things didn't work out. i wish i had that much patience though.
amanda- i guess i learned how to be creative with her because she never had fun doing anything.
catherine- obsessive. she followed me all through high school. i dated her freshmen year too, so it was weird.
jess h- she was cool and believed in hinduism. i still talk to her every now and then.
jenny- met her at a hotel in vegas...fine girl i must say. the rest of the team was playing pool and mark walked in on his phone and then got the rest of the bastards to walk in too.
samantha- went to some school in co springs and i hung out with her a couple times.
anna- oh blow me satan, i can't get over her! every fucking night mark and i play darts and fucking bitch about how much it sucks telling yourself you're over somebody but you're really not. i talk to her almost every night and even though we both have big "rosters" since entering college, we can't wait to see each other ever couple months. sophomore year when raves and shit were big, we'd stay out all night and then watch the sun come up and get ready for round two. i hated her for such a long time because she was the only girl ever to "hurt" me. we got over it though. sort of secretly for a week or so, until i publically asked her to prom in front of the whole school. people went ape shit, that's how much we hated each other. but now things are good and when people ask me what's new, just the fact that i can't wait to see her soon. i said it. fuckers.
i need to grow a dick. do they have chia pets for that?
in other news, my dad said that it's snowing in colorado. HAHAHAHAHA that sucks!