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alright pricks?
sooo....my weekend...
On friday i got back from work and realised id lost my phone so rushed down and was moody for a while. wasnt gunna go out but then decided to go for a "couple". went to the 3 jolly butchers, and met the 3 jolly butchers..AKA nick anna and mimah. worked out how im gunna make my millions - famous gay top trumps. im on to a winner trust me.. got a cab home with anna and ate curry while watchin the "50 greatest comedy sketches" which considering the title, was really unfunny.
SATURDAY woke up and went to work in Pussy, seeing anna off to bristol beforehand. work was standarddd. Went home then went to the pub on my own to watch the football. Thankfully jack arrived before it looked like id actually gone on my own. turf arrived aussi. the israel game was EPIC *brap brap* and all that..freya and flabbyrags joined in the fun and we were soon on our way to meet nick. fucked off meeting nick and went to the roundhill to meet madz, grace, brendan, jacey, lardawg and probably some other CUNTS. bought a bottle of southern comfort and went to this party. party was fuckin silly, far too packed to be enjoyable. The police obviously turned up and kicked like 200 people out onto the street at once. i never really understand the logic...Police then got DAWGS out and arrested some people for probably absolutely no reason...love it. jack was well paro. blah blah BLAHHH bought some more southern comfort. Found myself at home at like 1 with a whole bottle of southern comfort so rang lily brown who obliged in coming round and helping me drink it. DOPE
lazed around in bed all day on sunday, watched Matilda...camp.. got up at like 6 and went to meet "people" in the pub, but no-one turned up except nina. so me and nina got pissed on tuscan mule for afew hours til sarah arrived. went and met Leigh and his flatmates in the pav tav and played some shocking games of pool and weirdly enough, played the "pull the most horrible face you can" game. love that game. got chucked out of there so went to riki tiks for some after hours drinking. was pretty pissed at this point and remember getting aggy with some girl cos she said she didnt like the codfather..went home via goodies and hadnt eaten a single thing all day so got a kebab with chips and cheese..i mustve looked so repulsive eating that when i got in..sleep.
yesterday went round jacks and just sat around gettin lean all day munchin scampi. was allll good.
christ, how dull was that..sorry.
in a bit yo
sooo....my weekend...
On friday i got back from work and realised id lost my phone so rushed down and was moody for a while. wasnt gunna go out but then decided to go for a "couple". went to the 3 jolly butchers, and met the 3 jolly butchers..AKA nick anna and mimah. worked out how im gunna make my millions - famous gay top trumps. im on to a winner trust me.. got a cab home with anna and ate curry while watchin the "50 greatest comedy sketches" which considering the title, was really unfunny.
SATURDAY woke up and went to work in Pussy, seeing anna off to bristol beforehand. work was standarddd. Went home then went to the pub on my own to watch the football. Thankfully jack arrived before it looked like id actually gone on my own. turf arrived aussi. the israel game was EPIC *brap brap* and all that..freya and flabbyrags joined in the fun and we were soon on our way to meet nick. fucked off meeting nick and went to the roundhill to meet madz, grace, brendan, jacey, lardawg and probably some other CUNTS. bought a bottle of southern comfort and went to this party. party was fuckin silly, far too packed to be enjoyable. The police obviously turned up and kicked like 200 people out onto the street at once. i never really understand the logic...Police then got DAWGS out and arrested some people for probably absolutely no reason...love it. jack was well paro. blah blah BLAHHH bought some more southern comfort. Found myself at home at like 1 with a whole bottle of southern comfort so rang lily brown who obliged in coming round and helping me drink it. DOPE
lazed around in bed all day on sunday, watched Matilda...camp.. got up at like 6 and went to meet "people" in the pub, but no-one turned up except nina. so me and nina got pissed on tuscan mule for afew hours til sarah arrived. went and met Leigh and his flatmates in the pav tav and played some shocking games of pool and weirdly enough, played the "pull the most horrible face you can" game. love that game. got chucked out of there so went to riki tiks for some after hours drinking. was pretty pissed at this point and remember getting aggy with some girl cos she said she didnt like the codfather..went home via goodies and hadnt eaten a single thing all day so got a kebab with chips and cheese..i mustve looked so repulsive eating that when i got in..sleep.
yesterday went round jacks and just sat around gettin lean all day munchin scampi. was allll good.
christ, how dull was that..sorry.
in a bit yo