Croak The Dead Frog....
Yes i shall tell you a story... a story about my friend...Croak The Dead Frog....
~Ladies and Gentlemen This is a True Story~
On Wednesday morning i awoke to the botherings of my parents and various phone calls...not to mention the glorius rain...i finally got cleaned up and made my exit and well yeah i always make awesome exits....This time i fell out of the door and people looked at me funny....what else is new...
I walked up my drive way when i saw a Frog laying in the middle of it so i thought he was still alive i approached him slowly and nudged him with my foot...he didn't move...no surprise because he was dead... well i got said and then stared into his dead eyes and instantly got happy because i found a name for him and his name was...Croak The Dead Frog
I moved him to the side of the drive way and went to school and when i came home i expected him to not be there but WHAT he was there so i smiled and Sasha saw him she got sad but then i cheered her up but telling her his name....she smiled and went to go work on her paper... during that time i stole Sashas picture phone and got a cigarette as i walked arounf outside i saw that Croak was just laying there being lonely so i sat next to him and poked him a couple of times to see if he would like implode or something of the sort...
I then got a brilliant idea and went to go get a new cigarette when i got back i gave my other cigarette to Croak i proped him up opend his mouth and set the cigarette there in his mouth then took a picture...it was hilarious because it was a frog smoking....yeah....
I then finished my cigarette and left Croak alone...
the next morning i went outside and didn't see Croak anywhere so i got sad....BUT when i got home from school Croak was chilling there in his usual spot...i think he got addicted to the cancer sticks....hehehe
AND THATS THE STORY OF CROAK THE DEAD FROG!!!!!!!
My day wasn't really life threatening...i saw Shannon and Niki then wrote a paper in English went to LPTV and got Malovator (Sasha's little sister) out of class to hang out with us because she is pretty fucking cool...i then went to Chemistry and hung out with Ashley Bethanie and Cameron...Bethanie decided to throw her number in my phone so i called her tonight and well um yeah that cheered me up because drama had started up with Kevin Sasha and Sasha's mom but i was totally indifferent and i am very proud of myself...Malovator and i were popping little jokes about random things and that was fun....i then went to Sasha's for alittle bit and now im here....WHOOPDIE DOOOO
SHOUT OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To peeps who are inspired by Croak The Frog
To Cigarettes for making Croak The Frog a memorable thing to me...
To Bethanie for giving me her number with out me having to ask her
AND
To John Doe....i wish i knew your really name buddy.....
Thats all folks.......POOFACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Ladies and Gentlemen This is a True Story~
On Wednesday morning i awoke to the botherings of my parents and various phone calls...not to mention the glorius rain...i finally got cleaned up and made my exit and well yeah i always make awesome exits....This time i fell out of the door and people looked at me funny....what else is new...
I walked up my drive way when i saw a Frog laying in the middle of it so i thought he was still alive i approached him slowly and nudged him with my foot...he didn't move...no surprise because he was dead... well i got said and then stared into his dead eyes and instantly got happy because i found a name for him and his name was...Croak The Dead Frog
I moved him to the side of the drive way and went to school and when i came home i expected him to not be there but WHAT he was there so i smiled and Sasha saw him she got sad but then i cheered her up but telling her his name....she smiled and went to go work on her paper... during that time i stole Sashas picture phone and got a cigarette as i walked arounf outside i saw that Croak was just laying there being lonely so i sat next to him and poked him a couple of times to see if he would like implode or something of the sort...
I then got a brilliant idea and went to go get a new cigarette when i got back i gave my other cigarette to Croak i proped him up opend his mouth and set the cigarette there in his mouth then took a picture...it was hilarious because it was a frog smoking....yeah....
I then finished my cigarette and left Croak alone...
the next morning i went outside and didn't see Croak anywhere so i got sad....BUT when i got home from school Croak was chilling there in his usual spot...i think he got addicted to the cancer sticks....hehehe
AND THATS THE STORY OF CROAK THE DEAD FROG!!!!!!!
My day wasn't really life threatening...i saw Shannon and Niki then wrote a paper in English went to LPTV and got Malovator (Sasha's little sister) out of class to hang out with us because she is pretty fucking cool...i then went to Chemistry and hung out with Ashley Bethanie and Cameron...Bethanie decided to throw her number in my phone so i called her tonight and well um yeah that cheered me up because drama had started up with Kevin Sasha and Sasha's mom but i was totally indifferent and i am very proud of myself...Malovator and i were popping little jokes about random things and that was fun....i then went to Sasha's for alittle bit and now im here....WHOOPDIE DOOOO
SHOUT OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To peeps who are inspired by Croak The Frog
To Cigarettes for making Croak The Frog a memorable thing to me...
To Bethanie for giving me her number with out me having to ask her
AND
To John Doe....i wish i knew your really name buddy.....
Thats all folks.......POOFACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!