these lines will get them anytime
OK so I the freaking lame joke master...and I made up some pick up lines tell me if you like them
-Did you cry?
When?
When you smelt my onions
-Did you sniffle?
When?
When I peppered your steak
-Did you flip?
When?
When I jumped on the other side of the seasaw
-You are like a basket of apples...with out the basket...or the apples...just the pleasent suprise that comes along with the wonderful basket of apples
-You are like a school bus...smaller, yet you can have children inside of you
-Every time we touch it feels like we are
- You are like a danish strudel, i havent tasted one, but i hear they're quite tasty
-You are like a sack of sand you are soft or firm, and a burden to carry when wet. Yet in times of trouble you are always there for me to lay my head upon
- Everytime we make eye contact it feels like we are one, an army of one
- You are like the wind, you blow my hair
- Whenever I think of your name, I turn my clock a hour foward in spite the actual time
- You are like princess Leah, i dont know how it's gonna work, but at least i dont have to use protection
- You are like an afro, hard to control but fun to touch
- Every time i put you beneath my wing and I start to fly away...you fall to the grond
OK so that's my pick up lines...ok so mabye all of them are not pick up lines but they have to do with that sort of stuff. OK so tell me how you like them and which ones are your favorites...more to come hopefully soon!
-Did you cry?
When?
When you smelt my onions
-Did you sniffle?
When?
When I peppered your steak
-Did you flip?
When?
When I jumped on the other side of the seasaw
-You are like a basket of apples...with out the basket...or the apples...just the pleasent suprise that comes along with the wonderful basket of apples
-You are like a school bus...smaller, yet you can have children inside of you
-Every time we touch it feels like we are
- You are like a danish strudel, i havent tasted one, but i hear they're quite tasty
-You are like a sack of sand you are soft or firm, and a burden to carry when wet. Yet in times of trouble you are always there for me to lay my head upon
- Everytime we make eye contact it feels like we are one, an army of one
- You are like the wind, you blow my hair
- Whenever I think of your name, I turn my clock a hour foward in spite the actual time
- You are like princess Leah, i dont know how it's gonna work, but at least i dont have to use protection
- You are like an afro, hard to control but fun to touch
- Every time i put you beneath my wing and I start to fly away...you fall to the grond
OK so that's my pick up lines...ok so mabye all of them are not pick up lines but they have to do with that sort of stuff. OK so tell me how you like them and which ones are your favorites...more to come hopefully soon!