Gay midgets.
So the really cool lesbian bartender from Al's was in the other night, and we were talking about different things the bars could try to perk up business. She said there should be a night of midget drag queens. Of course, it was not very PC, but it was still funny. You NEVER see anything like that. Even from New York, the idea was new to her.
Then that got me to thinking. In my whole career as a gay man, I have never seen homosexual men who happen to be dwarf or midget. Never seen two gay dwarf men holding hands in any kind of media. Now there's a show for Logo.
In all my years of collecting porn and looking at porn on the internet (this whole post is just wrong, so I'ma go with it), going to gay bars across the country...I have never seen a male gay midget.
Of course I have dated a few very short trolls who may possibly eat goats as they pass over bridges, but those guys just don't count. I have dated a few little blue men who are on constant watch for Gargamel, but those don't quite qualify either.
I have seen two "lesbian" midgets go at it in straight porn, but who's to say that wasn't for money. It's just not the same thing. You will find girls who will comfortably kiss girls and not be gay - than you will men.
I did an online search - googled everything - "gay midgets", "gay dwarf", "gay drag", "dwarf queen", and found nothing. I did a MYSPACE search for gay men within 200 miles of my area between 3 and 4 feet in height. Nothing.
So if gay midgets don't exist, could this possibly lend itself to the theory that being gay is a genetic thing instead of a choice, or how we were raised? I may have stepped onto a scientific discovery in my hunt for a gay midget... Or I may just not be aware of gay midgets. If you know of any, please let me know!