Predictions (1 Iyar 5768)
1. Hillary Clinton, despite probably being the shrewed, more intelligent, more experienced candidate, will lose the primaries by a slim margin because we all know, deep down, that her soul is as black as the night is dark.
2. Speaking of black, Obama will lose the nation because we're far more racist than we say we are.
You laugh at me, but a year ahead I predicted Kerry would lose because I thought he was too ugly to be President. This combined with vote tampering in Ohio made him lose. I mean yes, technically, he won, but not by enough of a margin to make it obvious they were rigging it.
2. Speaking of black, Obama will lose the nation because we're far more racist than we say we are.
You laugh at me, but a year ahead I predicted Kerry would lose because I thought he was too ugly to be President. This combined with vote tampering in Ohio made him lose. I mean yes, technically, he won, but not by enough of a margin to make it obvious they were rigging it.