How to Start Your Own Emo Band (And Be Gay While Doing It)
CapnAdam84: I think I know how we can get them for good, though
dvious63: what're you thinkin?
CapnAdam84: start our own emo band
CapnAdam84: I'll write some lyrics right now
CapnAdam84:
my girlfriend
she hates me
and she says my band sucks
CapnAdam84: there we go, that's a whole chorus right there
CapnAdam84: we have to work on our whiney singing voices, though
dvious63: holy shit, and in like 10 more minutes, we could have a whole cd
CapnAdam84: no no, more like 15
CapnAdam84: we need to pick 4 chords to use over and over again for each song
dvious63: and we all need to find girlfriends who dress in plaid and wear combat boots
CapnAdam84: and will support us with their fast food jobs
CapnAdam84: because there's no way we're making money ourselves
CapnAdam84: and any money we do make, we just buy a bigger amplifier and go back into debt
dvious63: yes! a vicious cycle, one that eventually lands us in a johnny's foodmaster bagging groceries of the other people who were smart enough to realize that, "emo is gay, and emo bands live in trailer parks their entire lives"
CapnAdam84:
my girlfriend dumped me yesterday
and cut one of my guitar strings
it's okay because I didn't use that one anyway
CapnAdam84: song #2
dvious63: we're movin up in the world!
CapnAdam84: no need for verses, we'll just make them up as we go along
dvious63: next stop, a coffee shop!
CapnAdam84:
remember when we'd go to the movies
and we'd hold hands
and I'd fall asleep cause we're both boring
CapnAdam84: see, you can just make it up as you go
CapnAdam84: and it's all emo
CapnAdam84: all the time
CapnAdam84: shit dude, we're sitting on a gold mine
CapnAdam84: think of all the money we could make off the kids we are making fun of
dvious63: we never knew how successful whiny, lazy bitches could be
dvious63: if they actually grew brains
CapnAdam84: "ya dude! that song rocks! I love it because my girlfriend dumped me too!"
CapnAdam84: "uhh....thanks....here's your autograph"
CapnAdam84: Emo sucks, stop buying our CDs. -Adam
I think you get the gist of it. Now get out there and start making millions just like we'll be! If you ever fret, take comfort in knowing that you'll never be truly Emo, and therefore will have a successful life no matter what.
-Baz
dvious63: what're you thinkin?
CapnAdam84: start our own emo band
CapnAdam84: I'll write some lyrics right now
CapnAdam84:
my girlfriend
she hates me
and she says my band sucks
CapnAdam84: there we go, that's a whole chorus right there
CapnAdam84: we have to work on our whiney singing voices, though
dvious63: holy shit, and in like 10 more minutes, we could have a whole cd
CapnAdam84: no no, more like 15
CapnAdam84: we need to pick 4 chords to use over and over again for each song
dvious63: and we all need to find girlfriends who dress in plaid and wear combat boots
CapnAdam84: and will support us with their fast food jobs
CapnAdam84: because there's no way we're making money ourselves
CapnAdam84: and any money we do make, we just buy a bigger amplifier and go back into debt
dvious63: yes! a vicious cycle, one that eventually lands us in a johnny's foodmaster bagging groceries of the other people who were smart enough to realize that, "emo is gay, and emo bands live in trailer parks their entire lives"
CapnAdam84:
my girlfriend dumped me yesterday
and cut one of my guitar strings
it's okay because I didn't use that one anyway
CapnAdam84: song #2
dvious63: we're movin up in the world!
CapnAdam84: no need for verses, we'll just make them up as we go along
dvious63: next stop, a coffee shop!
CapnAdam84:
remember when we'd go to the movies
and we'd hold hands
and I'd fall asleep cause we're both boring
CapnAdam84: see, you can just make it up as you go
CapnAdam84: and it's all emo
CapnAdam84: all the time
CapnAdam84: shit dude, we're sitting on a gold mine
CapnAdam84: think of all the money we could make off the kids we are making fun of
dvious63: we never knew how successful whiny, lazy bitches could be
dvious63: if they actually grew brains
CapnAdam84: "ya dude! that song rocks! I love it because my girlfriend dumped me too!"
CapnAdam84: "uhh....thanks....here's your autograph"
CapnAdam84: Emo sucks, stop buying our CDs. -Adam
I think you get the gist of it. Now get out there and start making millions just like we'll be! If you ever fret, take comfort in knowing that you'll never be truly Emo, and therefore will have a successful life no matter what.
-Baz