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Nov 29, 2008 16:22

it was a a year ago, my sisters friend was asking me to dj in her "last year in junior high" birth day party , normally i don't do that kind of shit because im always busy in ibiza it seems like.

the only problem was that she wanted me to play ONLY hip hop , and hip hop is the ONLY genre i am not playing , because i just dont fucking feel like it. except this is my sisters friend so i made an exception.

the only problem was i lost most of my record bags during that fucked up trip to moscow back in 06 when i spun at putins retirement party (shout out 2 my dawg VEE POOT). i almost had no tracks and she knew that, so she said she will give me all songs she wanted me to play... now, i had a bad feeling about this from the beginning but i decided to say F*** IT! and i agreed to do that gig as a favor.

so, as i enterd her house some little poser came to me and started asking me these questions:
YoU LIke HiPhoP Right?
i said: yeah.
You Dj cAuse yOu Like HiPHoP RighT?
i said: no.

and than he left
and i start playing ...
only the girls danced all night , the other guys were kind'a lame and also didnt had the guts to dance with the girls... f*****g childish...\ some just werent in the mood and smoked weed instead...

as it turns to midnight cops sudently show up because of some retarded asshole
that didnt remembered his deal with the house owners (that we could play music till 2 o'clock\be loud) so i had to packup my stuff and get out of there

anyway , as i am about to leave the house , that lame poser that came to me in the beginning
said : DAMN, WHAT A DJ!, and his girl laughed, that pissed me off so much, i could'v throw him to the garbage can but than i wouldnt get paid...

so after a day i went over to his school and humiliated him infront of his girl \ friends...
we all had a good laugh...
in the end he started patronizing on me like he worth something so i took his coke and spit on him
then i kicked him in the nuts when everyone lauged and cursed him cause everyone hate this lame fuck.
one girl actually kissed me after , that loser was so weak that he tried to make fun of her because he couldnt do it on anyone else

then i got out of there because my plane was leaving for my gig at the coco-bean club over in brasil.
people told me he went home crying and almost tried to kill himself.

when i think of this today, i say to myself" why the hell did i give a damn about that loser...?"
i should'v just smile and tell him to go fuck his mother
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