I once battled a pigmy in New Guinea...but this eskimo in Alaska was my best battle. Playa was ice cold.
I battled this Dutch DJ once too. He used cheese wheels for slipmats, lived in a windmill, had his Mixer and Turntable decorated with tulips and drugs, and he wore wooden shoes while mixing.
Then I battled this dude who thought he could step but I had the pepperoni and his mix was double cheese