Stupid Nicole
Thursday, March 18, 2004
Okay, where do people get off blatently making up stuff about other people, AND telling people what they are doing is so "wrong"....yeah, some things, well, lots of things are wrong, but hugging, and a kiss on the forehead, and tickling....are those wrong? I don't think so. Here, let me break it down for you old school ya'll:
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Henry--known him since last year, a BIG flirt, but fun to hang around with, as long as you don't take it too seriously, very recently broke up with
SARA--A freshie, Sara is....not that bright, we'll say; at least not from the looks of it. Very upset when Henry broke up with her, and is now making a habit of spreading rumors with her best friend
NICOLE--Another freshie, I thought Nicole was the cutest thing since Muppet Babies. Then I met her. She seems to enjoy making things up about people (One of her latest inventions include Henry and Frank making out [they weren't making out, they kissed, and it was a dare]) Now, however, I hear that I was apparantly groping Henry while he was groping me, right in front of Sara after he broke up with her.
So today at lunch I decided to tell them to STOP IT!!!! Here's how it went:
They were sitting in my usual spot with my usual friends, so I went up to them:
ME: Alright, just to refresh your memory, I wasn't groping Henry, Henry wasn't groping me, so I would appricate it if you would stop telling people that we were.
Nicole & Sara: We never told anybody that!
Me: You didn't.
N&S: No, we never said that!
Me: yeah, well if you didn't, then I apologize [not really].
Nicole: Yeah, but what you were doing was wrong.
Me: What?!?!
Nicole: We saw him tickling you and hugging you.
Me: Yeah? so you're saying tickling and hugging is wrong?
By this time me friends were trying to get me to stop, but I kept going.
Nicole: We saw him rub his...um...man parts on your...um...woman parts.
Me: What?!?! Nicole, you need to update that perscription on your glasses if you think thats what you saw
Nicole: Yeah, well you need to take some sex-ed classes cause what you're doing is wrong. (walks off)
End Scene
Yeah, so me and my freinds got a good laugh out of that one.
Now there's one thing you can notice here though: Sara (of whom this situation was about) barely said a word. Nicole did all the talking. Seem weird to you? Me too. This little munchie pisses me off. And me and Henry? I'll tell you more about that some other time. ;)
Sorry that was so long, but I feel SO MUCH BETTER.
Anyway, my teacher's standing behind me with the paddle. I gotta go.
Lizzie
Okay, where do people get off blatently making up stuff about other people, AND telling people what they are doing is so "wrong"....yeah, some things, well, lots of things are wrong, but hugging, and a kiss on the forehead, and tickling....are those wrong? I don't think so. Here, let me break it down for you old school ya'll:
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Henry--known him since last year, a BIG flirt, but fun to hang around with, as long as you don't take it too seriously, very recently broke up with
SARA--A freshie, Sara is....not that bright, we'll say; at least not from the looks of it. Very upset when Henry broke up with her, and is now making a habit of spreading rumors with her best friend
NICOLE--Another freshie, I thought Nicole was the cutest thing since Muppet Babies. Then I met her. She seems to enjoy making things up about people (One of her latest inventions include Henry and Frank making out [they weren't making out, they kissed, and it was a dare]) Now, however, I hear that I was apparantly groping Henry while he was groping me, right in front of Sara after he broke up with her.
So today at lunch I decided to tell them to STOP IT!!!! Here's how it went:
They were sitting in my usual spot with my usual friends, so I went up to them:
ME: Alright, just to refresh your memory, I wasn't groping Henry, Henry wasn't groping me, so I would appricate it if you would stop telling people that we were.
Nicole & Sara: We never told anybody that!
Me: You didn't.
N&S: No, we never said that!
Me: yeah, well if you didn't, then I apologize [not really].
Nicole: Yeah, but what you were doing was wrong.
Me: What?!?!
Nicole: We saw him tickling you and hugging you.
Me: Yeah? so you're saying tickling and hugging is wrong?
By this time me friends were trying to get me to stop, but I kept going.
Nicole: We saw him rub his...um...man parts on your...um...woman parts.
Me: What?!?! Nicole, you need to update that perscription on your glasses if you think thats what you saw
Nicole: Yeah, well you need to take some sex-ed classes cause what you're doing is wrong. (walks off)
End Scene
Yeah, so me and my freinds got a good laugh out of that one.
Now there's one thing you can notice here though: Sara (of whom this situation was about) barely said a word. Nicole did all the talking. Seem weird to you? Me too. This little munchie pisses me off. And me and Henry? I'll tell you more about that some other time. ;)
Sorry that was so long, but I feel SO MUCH BETTER.
Anyway, my teacher's standing behind me with the paddle. I gotta go.
Lizzie