How do I keep doing this?
I've somehow managed to get engaged again. Is this my hidden superpower? If so, it isn't very useful. The up side is that this ring isn't made of paper, and I think this guy is serious. The fun part? I've only known him for a week. How did I accomplish this feat? Not a clue. Why did I not prevent this? Complete and total shock and surprise. Would you have seen that coming? I think not. What do I do now? I have no idea.