A serious discussion about the important things in life.
me: sooo, entirely unrelatedly, i like muppet yoda much better than cgi yoda
Adina: oh, totally. no contest.
me: like, cgi yoda does flips and shit, but he's just not fuzzy and adorable! which is what's really important, obvi.
Adina: right!
me: also, ani is ridiculously immature. i don't know how padme puts up with him.
Adina: yeah, seriously. he is awful. it's really no surprise he turned out as he did. isn't he like, a teenager when he knocks her up too?
me: maybe? how much time passes between phantom menace and attack of the clones?
Adina: i don't know! i bet wikipedia does... http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker#Reunited_with_Amidala 20ish, i guess
me: ugh, still younger than we are.
Adina: still entirely too young, yes
me: especially since he still has the maturity level of a teenager. plus all those anger issues.
Adina: yeah. where are his parents?
me: um, well isn't his dad the force, or something? and his mother dies in attack of the clones, after which he flips and kills the sand people
Adina: what IS the deal with his dad? was it immaculate?
me: it sounds like his mom was raped by the force or something.
Adina: i'm looking on wookieepedia ... you are right. it sounded familiar but i didn't remember the details. that's because it's obscure and weird.
me: also, it's only mentioned in the phantom menace which i only rarely watch.
Adina: true
me: anakin and padme totally have their wedding witnessed by droids. is that even legal?
Adina: seriously! and if that's legal, are you allowed to marry a droid? can they marry each other? where's the line?
me: how does one do a droid?
Adina: avatar-style? plugging the thing into the thing?
me: haha maybe. when it comes down to it, isn't that how all sex works? plugging the thing into the thing?
Adina: hahaha. pretty much.
me: i'm not sure how i'd feel about snogging a droid's metallic face. i think i'd end up slicing my tongue open.
Adina: haha. yucko.
Adina: oh, totally. no contest.
me: like, cgi yoda does flips and shit, but he's just not fuzzy and adorable! which is what's really important, obvi.
Adina: right!
me: also, ani is ridiculously immature. i don't know how padme puts up with him.
Adina: yeah, seriously. he is awful. it's really no surprise he turned out as he did. isn't he like, a teenager when he knocks her up too?
me: maybe? how much time passes between phantom menace and attack of the clones?
Adina: i don't know! i bet wikipedia does... http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker#Reunited_with_Amidala 20ish, i guess
me: ugh, still younger than we are.
Adina: still entirely too young, yes
me: especially since he still has the maturity level of a teenager. plus all those anger issues.
Adina: yeah. where are his parents?
me: um, well isn't his dad the force, or something? and his mother dies in attack of the clones, after which he flips and kills the sand people
Adina: what IS the deal with his dad? was it immaculate?
me: it sounds like his mom was raped by the force or something.
Adina: i'm looking on wookieepedia ... you are right. it sounded familiar but i didn't remember the details. that's because it's obscure and weird.
me: also, it's only mentioned in the phantom menace which i only rarely watch.
Adina: true
me: anakin and padme totally have their wedding witnessed by droids. is that even legal?
Adina: seriously! and if that's legal, are you allowed to marry a droid? can they marry each other? where's the line?
me: how does one do a droid?
Adina: avatar-style? plugging the thing into the thing?
me: haha maybe. when it comes down to it, isn't that how all sex works? plugging the thing into the thing?
Adina: hahaha. pretty much.
me: i'm not sure how i'd feel about snogging a droid's metallic face. i think i'd end up slicing my tongue open.
Adina: haha. yucko.