On the twelfth day of Christmas,
dizzydumb sent to me...
Twelve piercings shopping
Eleven razzles working
Ten dragons a-barhopping
Nine auditions acting
Eight vampires a-kissing
Seven couplings a-stalking
Six mustangs a-dancing
Five blo-o-o-owjob shots
Four vagina monologues
Three dresden dolls
Two scorpion bowls
...and a lost in a blondie.