Fuck You Very Much
I have a question for all of you equally busy, stressed out, tired, work-every-damn-day people that I know. Do you all have time to return every phone call you receive? Do you have time to sit and listen to people whine about their petty personal problems that you don't really care about?? Do you understand that everyone else is just as busy as you are this time of year and that it's not an offense not to get back to someone???
I thought it would be clear. I didn't think it was too much to ask...but apparently I WAS WRONG. Apparently, because I didn't return a phone call from 2 weeks ago that I honestly forgot about, I am automatically a cunt. And we all know how I feel about that word.
Here's my thoughts on this matter....GROW THE FUCK UP!!! I'm fucking busy. I work every fucking day and I am directing a motherfucking play right now. So I've got shit. I've been running back and forth between New York and RI for the last two weekends. It's almost fucking Christmas. I don't have all my shopping done. I don't have any of my wrapping done. I don't have time to listen to you whine about how all your friends are being shady. I'm sorry if I didn't get to call you back. I'm sorry if I forgot. I didn't do it to personally attack you. I didn't do it maliciously. And forgetting to return to a phone call does not in any way make me a cunt. How dare you refer to me in such an offensive, derogatory manner??? If you're going to use the word cunt, by all means use the word cunt but fucking use it correctly, you fucking assface. You most definitely decided to use the wrong terminology to the wrong fucking person seeing as the play I'm directing happens to be *The Vagina Monologues.*
AND IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME, BRING IT TO MY ATTENTION IN PERSON OR ON THE PHONE!!! Grow the fuck up and handle your shit maturely instead of putting me on blast on myspace. What the fuck is wrong with you???
That goes for any of the myriad people who have taken issue with me lately. If you think I'm a cunt, you're right. I am a cunt. Take me or leave me, you fucking whores.
I thought it would be clear. I didn't think it was too much to ask...but apparently I WAS WRONG. Apparently, because I didn't return a phone call from 2 weeks ago that I honestly forgot about, I am automatically a cunt. And we all know how I feel about that word.
Here's my thoughts on this matter....GROW THE FUCK UP!!! I'm fucking busy. I work every fucking day and I am directing a motherfucking play right now. So I've got shit. I've been running back and forth between New York and RI for the last two weekends. It's almost fucking Christmas. I don't have all my shopping done. I don't have any of my wrapping done. I don't have time to listen to you whine about how all your friends are being shady. I'm sorry if I didn't get to call you back. I'm sorry if I forgot. I didn't do it to personally attack you. I didn't do it maliciously. And forgetting to return to a phone call does not in any way make me a cunt. How dare you refer to me in such an offensive, derogatory manner??? If you're going to use the word cunt, by all means use the word cunt but fucking use it correctly, you fucking assface. You most definitely decided to use the wrong terminology to the wrong fucking person seeing as the play I'm directing happens to be *The Vagina Monologues.*
AND IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME, BRING IT TO MY ATTENTION IN PERSON OR ON THE PHONE!!! Grow the fuck up and handle your shit maturely instead of putting me on blast on myspace. What the fuck is wrong with you???
That goes for any of the myriad people who have taken issue with me lately. If you think I'm a cunt, you're right. I am a cunt. Take me or leave me, you fucking whores.