& Then I Pressed the Delete Button

Nov 23, 2008 15:28

A couple of months ago I almost deleted my Myspace profile. This is social networking site that seems to breed spam and child molesters. Strangers who message me on this site are either a) hitting on me b) running some sort of scam c) selling something, d) a lame-arse band trying to friend the entire universe for publicity or c) a combination of the above.

So logging on today I got the weirdest message yet from someone with the profile name of Md Ahsan from India.

Subject: lovely girl...
You are lovely girl. I'd like to welcome you in my courtry. Your pleasure is,I'd like to appreciate a beautiful girl and decent girl like you. And,it can be a nice opportunity and pleasure for you if you are looking for a beautiful relation... well, how it would be if you find the same goals you are looking for from your guy.You can find me a good frind for you. Don't you think that you can come and fulfill your dreams in my country? Feel free if you want to know anything from me, kabir

Also in my inbox, a friend request from a 48-year old man who offered a "listening ear for any of my troubles."
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