..you thought you had strange dreams?
I dreamed that I was 8 and a half months pregnant with my ex's baby (and in the dream he was already an ex), and that I was getting married to a lesbian midget (she was wearing an adorable little tux!), but then I went into labor just before the ceremony. Then interdimentional aliens attacked, and amongst other things... ate my baby. Then they munched on about half of the wedding guests and my midget lesbian fiancee. The rest of us barricaded ourselves in a church, which conveniently had a few shotguns stashed in it... We managed to somehow distract the aliens and escape. We then headed to some kind of government building to find out what is going on and to warn everyone about the aliens. But the government people would not believe us and thought we were just a bunch of hicks with shotguns protesting about something. Then the aliens caught up with us, because they came down the river in floating school buses and fire engines. They attacked the government building and ate most of the people in there. There was a mean fire-fight, but we found out that the aliens regenerated when you shot them. Except if you shot them in the head they didn't regenerate any intelligence, and were drooling retard aliens... but we found out about that too late.. they picked us off one by one, until only three of us were left, and we were out of ammo, and the alien horde was overrunning us, and then I woke up.
That's what I get for eating blue cheese before bed!
That's what I get for eating blue cheese before bed!