QOTD
guy 1 pulls something out of his pocket and pokes guy 2 with it.
guy 2: dude! did you just pull out your knife and shank me with it??
guy 1: no, i did not shank you with my knife, i used a pen!
pulls out pen from pocket and waves it around
guy 2: why did you shank me with a pen?
guy 1: because the pen is mightier than the sword!
also, two jokes i heard this week that are hilaaaaaaarious:
what is the biggest ant in the world?
the gi-ant!
two atoms walk into a bar.
one atom says, "hey, i think i lost some of my electrons!"
the other atom says, "are you positive?"
[i tried to post funny things because at the moment i'm furious and these 3 little bits of silliness have been making me smile the past few days]
guy 2: dude! did you just pull out your knife and shank me with it??
guy 1: no, i did not shank you with my knife, i used a pen!
pulls out pen from pocket and waves it around
guy 2: why did you shank me with a pen?
guy 1: because the pen is mightier than the sword!
also, two jokes i heard this week that are hilaaaaaaarious:
what is the biggest ant in the world?
the gi-ant!
two atoms walk into a bar.
one atom says, "hey, i think i lost some of my electrons!"
the other atom says, "are you positive?"
[i tried to post funny things because at the moment i'm furious and these 3 little bits of silliness have been making me smile the past few days]