my redneck christmas
last night i went to a christmas party at a friend's house off pine forest road. at first we were playing board games, but the night slowly deteriorated into sitting around dipping, drinking cheap beer or swigging homemade cinnamon moonshine from mason jars, watching country music television and cracking jokes such as "i'm not racist, i have colored christmas lights on my tree" and "did you hear hallmark is coming out with obama christmas ornaments? so every american can hang a n****r from their tree."