Comments | dizzy_writing: [LJ Idol Season 7-11] Haute

dizzy_writing

[LJ Idol Season 7-11] Haute

Jan 29, 2011 09:13

That's right boys and girls, time for another of Dizzy's low-sodium Salty Navy Stories! Now you may say to yourself "Self, I get it! Low sodium means he's writing about haute cuisine in the Navy!" First off knob, stop talking to yourself. Second, you're crazy! Food in the Navy is shit on a shingle and unidentified glop on rice, it doesn't get no ( Read more... )

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comedychick January 29 2011, 14:39:23 UTC

You totally pulled me in with this opening paragraph. I genuinely laughed out loud!

imafarmgirl January 29 2011, 20:43:24 UTC

Great story. I couldn't wait to see where you were taking it.

emo_snal January 30 2011, 02:23:22 UTC

Lol, alas I am only just now coming across you in the pile of LJI writers. I'm a big fan of salty tales so I look forward to reading more of your entries!

majesticzaichik January 30 2011, 07:21:08 UTC

HAHA great. And I thought you mostly find people with ridiculous ego-trips in middle management. I bet there must be more of the in the military considering the ranking systems.

myrna_bird January 30 2011, 20:39:24 UTC

You called me right in like a carnival barker! This was a great take!