Minako only looked surprised for a second as she stepped off the bus into some sort of themepark. It was quite obvious that this was some plot by the Bad Guys to kidnap people. It was really quite tiring.
She had been about to transform, when she noticed the cat and mouse, and then she stopped. She couldn't give out her identity after all. Fixing her gaze into an icy stare, she glared at the Mouse as he asked his first question.
Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"
"Minako Aino. Where is this? Who are you?"
"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.
Minako bit her lip. To protect the Moon Princess, Usagi, from any harm that might befall her. To lead the rest of the Senshi, to stay beside Usagi. "How is that any of your business?" She frowned, then decided it might be best to answer. She couldn't see any of the civilians who had been on the bus with her, but that didn't mean they might not get harmed. "I don't have one."
"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"
In the same vain as not doing anything that might harm the other passengers of the bus, Minako answered. "To be an idol, to find a super cute boyfriend and fall in love, and to make my mom get off my back about my grades." She knew that all of those were completely impossible, but a girl could dream.
"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"
"I'd tell him to hit the road. He's lucky enough to get three wishes, no point in pushing his luck."
Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"
Minako thought. She definitely would have to barter for food, since she couldn't cook it herself. "I can sing," she said. "I do karaoke all the time. And I play volleyball." And I fight the forces of evil and save the world.
The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"
"Any kind of chocolate!" she said cheerfully. "I love it all!" Not that she'd be accepting any chocolate until she found out if this was an enemy (not that she had any doubt. But they were both kind of cute in their own way, and she couldn't imagine that the Forces of Evil would choose such cute forms. "Especially milk!"
"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"
"Humans, because duh, that's like, half the options. I like Fairies too, because they're cute."
"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'
"Not a thing~!" Minako says innocently, and truthfully.
((Minako Aino, from the Sailor Moon/Sailor V manga. Taken from the beginning of S.))