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Jan 10, 2007 17:44

Tamaki was very excited. He was sitting in Kyoya's limo, driving to Tokyo because he had never been to Tokyo before, and very, very excited. They pulled out, and Tamaki stepped out of the car, his dog hopping out right beside him (he couldn't not come to Tokyo without bringing Antoinette), and lit up right away.

"Look, look, Kyoya, Antoinette! It's the loyal dog Hachiko!" he said, pointing and turning to grin widely. Antoinette barked and ran up to the statue, her tale wagging wildly.

Only, when he turned around, Kyoya wasn't there. In fact, neither was the car. "Kyoya?" he asked, looking rather confused. He headed towards the gates, and was just about to walk out when...


Mickey coughs theatrically. Tamaki turned. "'What is your name?'"

"Mickey Mouse?!" Tamaki exclaimed, looking excited again. Had Kyoya surprised him with a trip to Tokyo Disneyland?! The question was in English though, and though Tamaki's English wasn't as good as his Japanese (which wasn't as good as his French), he still spoke it fluently.

He struck a pose, and quite proudly announced: "I am King Suoh!"

He had a bit of a French accent, but it wasn't too bad.

"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.

Quest? What was his quest? Well, of course, if he was a king he had to have a quest. "My quest is to let all women know how beautiful they are, and to make them all happy!"

Antoinette sniffed the air, and then went rushing over to the gate-stiles, hind legs up against it and barking loudly at the cat.

"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"

"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to
give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"

"I wish that all the beautiful girls would be happy and would smile, and that everyone else could be happy, and that Kyoya and Hunny and Mori and..." there was a bit of a pause, as if he didn't really want to say the next names, "Kaoru and Hikaru and I could all be friends forever!"

Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"

"I can play the piano," Tamaki said slowly, but quickly started quickening his pace. "And I'm handsome," he flicked his hair, "and I suppose I could always barter money for food, that's what it's for right? And I'm charming. And I'm actually the perfect human being." Striking a rather dramatic pose, he continued in a rather melodramatic voice. "Isn't it horrible how some people are cursed with not having good looks? I really am fortunate to be perfect both on the outside and on the inside!"

The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"

"Chocolate? Oh, I love chocolate! Dark is just so rich and delicious and has so much flavour, but white chocolate is exotic and rather good as well. I think my favourite would have to be milk chocolate though, because that's the commoner chocolate, and I do love being as close to my subjects as I can be!"

"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"

This was, quite possibly, the worst question to ask Tamaki ever. "Robots are very cool. Especially in the Japanese dramas!" His motions suddenly became rather stiff, and he walked without bending his knees. "They shoot lasers from their eyes and they walk around and are giant! What could be cooler than that? But pirates," he made a motion as if he was swiping with a sword. "Well, women love pirates. It represents a life style they can only dream about in their widest fantasies." He was already beginning to plan out the pirate costumes the host club would have to adopt when he came back.

"Girls also like fairies! They're cute, and beautiful and mysterious. And bears," he pulled his stuffed bear from hammerspace. "Of course bears are wonderful. Isn't that right, Beary?" Beary's little paw waved, though that probably had quite a lot to do with the fact that Tamaki was manipulating it.

"Ninja's are really cool, though samurais are better. There are ninja's in all sorts of Japanese dramas though, and they're really fun to watch. And they can jump around and girls love the mysterious aspect of them. Monkeys..." he made a bit of a face. "Are decidedly uncool. Vampires," he wrapped his imaginary cloak around himself and Beary. "Are sexy, and also quite mysterious." He'd have to do a vampire theme for Hallowe'en. "And humans, well, of course humans are cool. If it wasn't for them, none of the other things would exist. Well, except for bears and mokeys."

"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"

"Oh no, I'm not carrying anything sharp!" Tamaki assured them both.

((Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club, pre-series but post-Host club.

Antoinette is a Golden Retriever/Yellow Lab ([not sure which] and a rather hyper-active one at that, so she just may attack your character with kisses if they show up. Someone asked if I was going to bring her, and I really couldn't resist when I remembered what her name was).

Beary... Picture!.))

logan, cayce, application, tamaki, fay, hiruma, uriel

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