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[It's the middle of the night, when, over the loudspeakers, quite loudly, blasts the Numa Numa song. The entire show is needlessly loud]
Hey guys! Good evening. This is the great DJ Katou, once again blessing you guys with the sound of his own voice.
Listen, I'd like to issue a formal apology for apparently pissing people off with my last radio show. You know, if you're like say, Aphrodite or Virgil, they you just like shitty music, and in Aphrodite's case, I mean really, really shitty music, and it was wrong of me to discriminate against some of you like that.
So, I'd like to offer my formal apologies with the following show.
So, this one is for my buddy Virgil, because, like the little pussy he is, he likes the Backstreet Boys. Viril, Quit playing games with my heart.
And hey, while we're listening to Backstreet Boys, we might as well play one of their singers gone solo. Here's Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back.
It looks like The S Club 7 have Never Had A Dream Come True. Which is kind of sad, since they're such a ... talented... group of young people.
Shakira thinks that Hips Don't Lie. I'd hate to break it to her, but that's just untrue. Like, when you see a girl with a really slamming body, with nice wide hips, and you think she'll be a great fuck? Yeah, not so true.
I had a talk with my good buddy Tamaki Suou about some songs to play on my radio show. He had a whole slew of them, but for... certain reasons, I chose not to play a whole bunch of them. I've got a few, but not all of them. The first one I'd like to play is Aqua's Barbie Girl. I'd like to dedicate that to Jenny, because man, would I love to undress her anywhere. [You can pratically hear the cheesy wink and the teasing smirk in his voice]
Well, like I mentioned above, I'm really sorry for not playing that porn-show of a song for Aphrodite last time, despite how much it sucked. So, now I'd like to play another porn-show of a song that does, litterally, suck, by some guy named M&Ms. Here's Ken Kaniff [OOC Note: It's kinda gross. And not completely SFW.]
It's Raining Blood in Slayer world. No one has dedicated or played an super shitty death metal or whatever this is supposed to be so far, but I'm sure with the other crap you guys've played, someone out there must like it.
In a change, I'd like to play Untitled by Simple Plan. Trust me, if you listen to this, it's best just to do what your idols tell you, and slit your wrists. I mean, not that it's bad music by any means, just that it's... I don't know where I'm going with that.
I'd like to take this time out of my show to mention that I am not being condesending to anyone's taste in music. Really. If I'm playing it, it means I was ... wrong in saying that it sucked. Even if it uh... uh...
I think this song is from some movie, but I have no idea what movie it is, and it's not something I'd normally... uh... touch with a sixteen foot pole, so here it is.
And for Pippi, who's so wanted to listen to some ABBA, I give her Voulez Vous.
[Teardrops on my Guitar plays by Taylor Swift]
So, now, for something from my own country, because as everyone should know, my country is hardly exempt from... uhm... my radio show. AOAO is some techno shit, so enjoy it.
I'd like to dedicate Complicated to my good friend Kira, as I know he really likes the punk princess.
And that's the end of that show. I really hope that I've made amends to all of you who've I've pissed off with the last show, as that was completely my intention.
Any and all complaints can, and should, be forwarded to Kyouya Ootori.
[My Humps by Black Eyed Peas comes over the loud speaker. It will be on repeat, and the door to the radio room will be locked. Katou will be hanging around afterward for any calls, and any calls he gets, My Humps will be played in the background during.]
Hey guys! Good evening. This is the great DJ Katou, once again blessing you guys with the sound of his own voice.
Listen, I'd like to issue a formal apology for apparently pissing people off with my last radio show. You know, if you're like say, Aphrodite or Virgil, they you just like shitty music, and in Aphrodite's case, I mean really, really shitty music, and it was wrong of me to discriminate against some of you like that.
So, I'd like to offer my formal apologies with the following show.
So, this one is for my buddy Virgil, because, like the little pussy he is, he likes the Backstreet Boys. Viril, Quit playing games with my heart.
And hey, while we're listening to Backstreet Boys, we might as well play one of their singers gone solo. Here's Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back.
It looks like The S Club 7 have Never Had A Dream Come True. Which is kind of sad, since they're such a ... talented... group of young people.
Shakira thinks that Hips Don't Lie. I'd hate to break it to her, but that's just untrue. Like, when you see a girl with a really slamming body, with nice wide hips, and you think she'll be a great fuck? Yeah, not so true.
I had a talk with my good buddy Tamaki Suou about some songs to play on my radio show. He had a whole slew of them, but for... certain reasons, I chose not to play a whole bunch of them. I've got a few, but not all of them. The first one I'd like to play is Aqua's Barbie Girl. I'd like to dedicate that to Jenny, because man, would I love to undress her anywhere. [You can pratically hear the cheesy wink and the teasing smirk in his voice]
Well, like I mentioned above, I'm really sorry for not playing that porn-show of a song for Aphrodite last time, despite how much it sucked. So, now I'd like to play another porn-show of a song that does, litterally, suck, by some guy named M&Ms. Here's Ken Kaniff [OOC Note: It's kinda gross. And not completely SFW.]
It's Raining Blood in Slayer world. No one has dedicated or played an super shitty death metal or whatever this is supposed to be so far, but I'm sure with the other crap you guys've played, someone out there must like it.
In a change, I'd like to play Untitled by Simple Plan. Trust me, if you listen to this, it's best just to do what your idols tell you, and slit your wrists. I mean, not that it's bad music by any means, just that it's... I don't know where I'm going with that.
I'd like to take this time out of my show to mention that I am not being condesending to anyone's taste in music. Really. If I'm playing it, it means I was ... wrong in saying that it sucked. Even if it uh... uh...
I think this song is from some movie, but I have no idea what movie it is, and it's not something I'd normally... uh... touch with a sixteen foot pole, so here it is.
And for Pippi, who's so wanted to listen to some ABBA, I give her Voulez Vous.
[Teardrops on my Guitar plays by Taylor Swift]
So, now, for something from my own country, because as everyone should know, my country is hardly exempt from... uhm... my radio show. AOAO is some techno shit, so enjoy it.
I'd like to dedicate Complicated to my good friend Kira, as I know he really likes the punk princess.
And that's the end of that show. I really hope that I've made amends to all of you who've I've pissed off with the last show, as that was completely my intention.
Any and all complaints can, and should, be forwarded to Kyouya Ootori.
[My Humps by Black Eyed Peas comes over the loud speaker. It will be on repeat, and the door to the radio room will be locked. Katou will be hanging around afterward for any calls, and any calls he gets, My Humps will be played in the background during.]