Bulletin Announcement (And a Few Letters)

[centuryjenny]

Disney Inmates:

Seems like you've been here for a while and no one's yet been enough of a prat to try and take charge. Good on you! Seeing you lot not killing each other and working for the common good is almost enough to make an old anarchist shed a tear.

But its come to my attention that there are a few superbastards who haven't got the message. Which is why I'm offering up my services. Anyone fucks with you and you can't fuck back, please write your Auntie Jenny, and she'll make sure the bullies learn to play nice. Unless you bloody well deserved it, in which case write me anyway, I could use a laugh.

Comments or Concerns? I probably don't care, but go ahead anyway.

Love,

Jenny Sparks



Elle,

It's me, rude English slag. We need to talk, how about it?

- Jenny Sparks



Zane,

I've got a better idea how far I can go before the defense system kicks in now. I think you've got an idea how far I can go too. Truce for now, but if I hear a breath about you causing trouble, I'll show you exactly what my powers can do. Did you know your brain only works because of the electricity running through it?

I am electricity. Don't piss me off.

Cheers,

Jenny Sparks



Una,

Main Street and about half a bottle's worth of Scotch. How about it?

- Jenny Sparks