My cell phone's fucked up. As though I needed another reason to dislike this time of year.
Speaking of, this year seems to be going by really fast for me. I don't know why, but it just seems strange to think that it's already going on May.
Nothing else to report on, so have a meme.
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/musicals/TV shows/etc. and put their summaries from
Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.
01. Household pets from Uncanny Valley sing, dance, and poke the people sitting in the expensive seats. (Cats)
02. Sleeping teenagers are stalked and killed by a man in a Christmas colored sweater. Johnny Depp gets eaten by his bed. (A Nightmare on Elm Street)
03. Bunch of gamers kill their friends in increasingly horrific ways. Fan Service tropes ensue. (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
04. A bunch of people abducted from random points in time come back all at once in modern day Seattle... With super powers! - The 4400
05. Hamlet, In Africa! - The Lion King
06. A shy, unpopular adolescent experiences first love with a vampire, cursed with eternal youth, an uncanny beauty, and ice-cold skin like marble, but blessed with the wisdom of the ages. Can their love last, despite the dangers inherent in their union? And you won't believe what happens if the vampires go in the sunlight... (Let the Right One In)
07. Conspiracy Theorist wanders around insane asylum during a hurricane; suspects Gandhi of being the mastermind behind the whole thing all along. (Shutter Island)
08. Two priestesses (and a third guy) cope with a Love Triangle and the rebirth of Orochi. No pretense is made of the latter being in any way more important than the former. - Kannazuki no Miko
09. A neaurotic ballet dancer takes singing lessons from a serial killer who lives behind her dressing-room mirror. - The Phantom of the Opera
10. Criminal becomes shorter and frames a kid. - Child's Play
11. Fending off depression, a terminally ill craftsman and his puppet mascot post puzzles to strangers. - Saw
12. Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and Reba McEntire team up to stop a worm infestation. (Tremors)
13. Four teenagers and their talking dog repeatedly fail to realize the monsters they keep running into are just greedy people in cheap costumes. - Scooby Doo
14. Nerdy kid opens a Pandora's box in the form of a Reality Altering Super Computer, finds a cute AI inside, resolves to drag three random classmates along to save the girl, her father, and the world from an evil AI akin to Skynet (two out of three ain't bad). Also, time travel removes all consequences of social stupidity and class cutting, except within the UST laden hero relationships. (Code Lyoko)
15. A pizza delivery boy goes on a one-way trip to the future, where he meets and befriends a physically deformed orphan and an alcohol-fueled criminal. They all quit their jobs to work for the delivery boy's senile nephew. - Futurama
16. Seven little men protect an heiress from her greedy guardian and his twin henchmen. (The Perils of Penelope Pitstop)
17. A recovering alcoholic tries to keep a Cowboy Cop, a closet lesbian, a gangsta rapper, and John Munch from taking their frustrations out on rapists and child molesters. - Law and Order: SVU
18. If you simply make a wish, fairy tales do come true. Giving them happy endings is a lot harder. (Princess Tutu)
19. Overdeveloped girls in underdeveloped uniforms live vicariously through past-life regression. - Sailor Moon
20. An American TV show with fight scenes made up of recycled footage from a Japanese show that somehow managed to be popular enough that most people have heard of it. - Power Rangers
Some of those make me feel old. Sheesh.