the joke
so.
my friend usually forwards me txts on the phone that are joke texts. its almost liek a chain letter type thing sometimes. sometimes its funny some times its not. but heres a recent one that was amusing.
a mother cookes deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's PUSSY!"
and so thats amusing. but it got me thinking to alternate versions of the joke. like if we maybe give it a better more 2000s twist... or simply keep it PC and change it to have a different laugh.
so heres a swerve...
a father cooks deer meat but doesn't tell his kids what it is. they ask for a clue and he says, "it's mom's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's COCK!"
so thats one perspective or whatnot. larry will laugh cause it says cock, and thats joke enough as it is. but thats just an equality take on it. heres a more double 0 take (double 0 = a hip way of saying 2000s haha like one would say 90s... 00s.)
a father cooks deer meat but doesn't tell his kids what it is. they ask for a clue and he says, "it's mom's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's PUSSY!"
similarly
a mother cooks deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's COCK!"
or even
a mother cooks deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's ASS!"
just cause we can. so thats a simple versatile joke set up. so...thats nice.
my friend usually forwards me txts on the phone that are joke texts. its almost liek a chain letter type thing sometimes. sometimes its funny some times its not. but heres a recent one that was amusing.
a mother cookes deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's PUSSY!"
and so thats amusing. but it got me thinking to alternate versions of the joke. like if we maybe give it a better more 2000s twist... or simply keep it PC and change it to have a different laugh.
so heres a swerve...
a father cooks deer meat but doesn't tell his kids what it is. they ask for a clue and he says, "it's mom's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's COCK!"
so thats one perspective or whatnot. larry will laugh cause it says cock, and thats joke enough as it is. but thats just an equality take on it. heres a more double 0 take (double 0 = a hip way of saying 2000s haha like one would say 90s... 00s.)
a father cooks deer meat but doesn't tell his kids what it is. they ask for a clue and he says, "it's mom's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's PUSSY!"
similarly
a mother cooks deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's COCK!"
or even
a mother cooks deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's ASS!"
just cause we can. so thats a simple versatile joke set up. so...thats nice.