I'm just lemming-ing Dili.

[dizmo]

So rhombal was playing around with the Drabble-Matic to make bandom drabbles. And they turned out funny. So I decided to do one. ... And will probably add more, because this is hysterical.

A Pete/Patrick....

The Squirrel PrincePete was walking through a sticky meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an adorable

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[dixie_chicken]

Lance hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like butterflies fluttering over a rushing waterfall. He loathed it.

Every December, Lance would feel himself getting all creamy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas bottle, he snapped at anyone crystalline enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Lance had to go to the mall to buy a peculiar t-shirt. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing coyly around and so much Christmas music blaring adorably, he thought his fingertip would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a glittery man collecting for charity. Lance never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the glittery man dropped his bells and ran under the stars. There was an upside-down Australian shepherd right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the glittery man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Lance rushed out and deeply pushed them both out of the way. There was a round bang and then everything went dark.

When Lance woke up, he was in a yellow room. There was a Christmas bottle in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Lance's neck hurt. A lot.

The glittery man came into the room. "I'm so banana-scented!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Joey. You saved me from the truck. But your neck is broken."

Lance hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas bottle up and his neck was broken, he felt quite icy, especially when he looked at Joey.

"Your neck must hurt sweetly," Joey said. "I think this will help." And he dove Lance several times.

Now Lance felt very icy indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Joey. "I love you," he said, and kissed Joey carefully.

"I love you too," said Joey. Just then, the Australian shepherd ran into the room and nuzzled Lance's ear. "I brought him home with us," Joey said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Lance said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.