I'm just lemming-ing Dili.

[dizmo]

So rhombal was playing around with the Drabble-Matic to make bandom drabbles. And they turned out funny. So I decided to do one. ... And will probably add more, because this is hysterical.

A Pete/Patrick....

The Squirrel PrincePete was walking through a sticky meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an adorable

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CAN'T. BREATHE.

[dixie_chicken]

Lance and Joey were celebrating a crystalline Valentine's Day together. Lance had cooked an icy dinner and they ate under the stars by candlelight.

"My darling," Joey said, stroking Lance's ear, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Lance. "It is but a banana-scented token of my round love."

Lance opened the box. Inside was a peculiar t-shirt! He gazed at it deeply. Then he gazed at Joey deeply. "It's glittery," Lance said. "Come here and let me dive you."

Just then, a yellow crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like butterflies fluttering over a rushing waterfall. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a creamy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Joey read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other coyly as the crone cackled some more. Lance's fingertip began to tremble. Then Joey shrugged, pulled out a bottle, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Lance said and kissed Joey sweetly. "This is an upside-down Valentine's Day!"

They adorably burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they dove each other all night long.