iTunes eight-ball: Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Anything You Can Do - Annie Get Your Gun.
(... Well. That's.. nice.. of it. o.O)
Will I have a happy life?
This Is the Place - Red Hot Chili Peppers
(...Y'know, that's not very encouraging. iTunes isn't liking me much, I don't think.)
What do my friends really think of me?
Love Theme from "St. Elmo's Fire"
(.... iTunes is on crack.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Beauty And the Beast (Reprise) - Beauty & the Beast OBC
(... I take it that's a yes?)
How can I make myself happy?
Inside Out - Eve 6
(Hmm... What kinda advice is this?)
What should I do with my life?
Ode To A Superhero - Weird Al Yankovic
(*falls on the floor giggling* I guess I should.. er.. get bitten by a radioactive spider and become Spider-Man?)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Prologue: Into the Woods - Into the Woods OBC
(... Uhhh. Too much wishing?)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Great Indoors - John Mayer
(Stay inside. Got it.)
Will I ever have children?
Girl All the Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup
(Um... Is that me, or the kid I'm gonna have? Hmmmm.)
Will I die happy?
Crazy For This Girl - Evan and Jaron
(My playlist is apparently a horrible 8 ball.)
Can you give me some advice?
Intermission - My Fair Lady
(.... Apparently not.)
What do you think happiness is?
Tu Viens Cheri! - Les Mis Paris Revival Cast (That's Lovely Ladies, for people only familiar with the English..)
(... So.. er... Being a prostitute = Happiness?)
What's my favorite fetish?
Nobody Lives Without Love - Eddi Reader
(... Uh. I have a love fetish?)