Well it's Jan 9th, and being the HP dork that I am, let's celebrate Severus Snape's birthday in style! =D
The wonderful
osmalic has written a fic to my scribble above! *hee* It's titled
An Important Date.
The following two are just the first in a series called "Remus Lupin's Guide to having fun on Severus Snape's Birthday."
Title: Dinner and Dessert
Author: Diana Moon
dizillaRating: PG 13 (for naughty talk)
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Notes: Happy Birthday, Severus Snape! Thanks to
_lore for word prompts and to
osmalic for title. ^_^
“Severus?”
“Lupin.”
“Where do you keep your spice rack?”
“Why?”
“Simple question Sev, it’s not like I’m asking you where you keep your sex toys.”
“That’s because you already know where they are.”
“…”
“Behind the cabinet door on your left.”
“Now was that hard?”
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“Lupin, what in Merlin is this?”
“Stop poking it with your fork. It’s your favorite curry dish.”
“But why is it purple?”
“That was the only kind of carrot Sprout had.”
“Ah.”
“Good?”
“Mmm.”
“Good. Don’t stuff yourself as dessert is waiting in the bedroom.”
“So I’ll get stuffed on dessert?”
“*grin* Happy Birthday Severus.”
Title: Shimmy Like a Werewolf
Author: Diana Moon
dizillaRating: R
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Notes: Happy Birthday, Severus Snape! Thanks to
_lore for word prompts and to
tabiji for title. ^_^ Turned into a triple drabble, hehe.
Severus, for once in his life, was glad that he finished his nightly rounds early. He wanted to get to his rooms as quickly as possible so he could quietly drink into his birthday-which was less than an hour away. Thankfully, tomorrow was a Saturday so he could simply sleep in.
His plans changed, however, when he entered his rooms to find a half naked werewolf shimmying about. Correction… A fully naked werewolf, Severus thought as Remus Lupin stripped himself of his pants. It was only when Lupin turned around that Severus noticed the glass in his hand and an empty bottle on the floor.
“Lupin! Have you been drinking my specially brewed alcohol again?!” Severus scowled, more annoyed that his birthday liquor was drunk up than having a drunken, naked werewolf in his presence.
“Oh, Severus! You’re back early,” Remus drawled, the alcohol clearly not impeding his speech.
“As I have a right to come back to my own quarters whenever I please, don’t I?” Severus glared as he tentatively approached the werewolf.
“Of course but I didn’t get a chance to wrap your present,” Lupin pouted.
“Oh?”
“So close your eyes and strip yourself.”
The commanding tone in Lupin’s voice made Severus shiver in delight as he automatically complied. Upon completing his task he felt hands grabbing his hips. Opening his eyes he noticed Lupin was kneeling before him with a strip of green cloth covering his mouth and cock.
“Did you use my bedroom curtains?”
“Mmph!”
“Very well,” Severus gave in and unwrapped Remus’ mouth.
“So you are my present?”
Remus smiled seductively.
“And the drinking?”
Remus sheepishly grinned, “The bottle was sitting there. I couldn’t resist.”
“Ah, well then carry on.”
His partner smirked and began to hum ‘Happy Birthday’ as the clock chimed midnight.
And if you're a Snupin lover like me, join the the funness at
lupin_snape and at their IRC channel. =D
Also if you're a Regulus/Severus lover, view my earlier
entry for a birthday treat. ^_^