Klingon
So, as I had been pondering what to name my various virtual desktops, it occurred to me that I had a perfectly serviceable Klingon dictionary sitting on my desk, so why not use it? I now have all 20 virtual desktops names with the Klingon word for their number, and I can expand and contract my number of desktops based upon my needs and KDE seems to remember what I want to name each desktop even if I'm not actually using at the moment. Woo. So I've got three enabled at the moment.
Okay, okay, I really am leaving the computer in the name of heading to bed now. Promise.