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Mar 29, 2004 16:20

I keep remembering weird things from the weekend. I'll just have to add highlights as they come back to me.

-Can anyone explain WHY dumb girls dress for a luau when they go to a CAR SHOW? Who the hell carries a paper parasol when there is rain in the forecast? Besides, we are in Texas not China (or L.A./Vegas). If you can't take the heat/sun stay inside or move. Besides that is why God created sunblock. I am taking a bebe gun next year and shooting at the dumb people. Or maybe I will take one of my handy paper parsols and hit stupid people with it.

-Ask me how many times Adam said "Fucking Hippies" while we were in Austin. Hippies have to all live close to each other in Texas (ie. Austin) or they will get killed. Safety in numbers I guess.

-One hippie had the nerve to ask a group of us to sign a petition while holding a "Nader 2004" sign. I yelled at him "AWWW HELL...Get the fuck outta here!" Then all the other rockers chimed in...That hippie was lucky if he made it down the street alive.

-The frat party people that kept us up all night ended up being a law firm and one got kicked out of the hotel on Saturday and another was arrested. The hotel told us "Well, I guess we now know who the *real* troublemakers are." Um, gee thanks. FUCK PARIS HILTON AND HER FUCKING HOTELS!

-Thunderbird Rolling Rink is still here!!! I am gonna do a drive-by and check things out.

THE ONLY POSTS SCREENED ARE THOSE FROM PEOPLE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS B.S. WITH NATASHA AND BARBE.
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