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Heard on Mad TV:
Old woman (to plastic surgeon): "Hey honey, I almost forgot to ask you, could you put some botox in my face so I won't look surprised when Bush blows up the world?"
Haha! Agreed. That reminds me...
[ ] Get Cheez-Its© for fallout shelter
:P
Today felt so much like a Friday it's RIDONKULUS. I bet you tomorrow will go on for..ev...ER. The showchoir's working with the arranger of the music, Eric Van Cleave from Indiana, and I swear he looks SO FAMILIAR...but I can't place it. It's buggin the crap outta me. But he's a really funny guy, I wish I could get to know him better.
And it turns out I can't be on the powerlifting team because I won't be able to go to the meeting on April 6th >:( Lame lame lame.
Here are the current top 50 books from www.whatshouldireadnext.com. Bold the books you have read. Italicise the books you might read. Strike the books you probably won't read. Leave the one's you're not sure about as they are.
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Great Gatsby - F.Scott Fitzgerald
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (I do so love Scout!)
The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman (I hear tale that Jason Isaacs is to be cast as Lord Asriel...I must acquire these books and read them ASAP. Jason Isaacs is sosososo handsome)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling
Life of Pi - Yann Martel (Doesn't sound too thrilling...)
Animal Farm- George Orwell
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
1984 - George Orwell
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (I've heard about it, and the idea of heaven intrigues me)
Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut
Angels and Demons - Dan Brown (Interesting title)
Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
American Gods - Neil Gaiman (LOOOOOOOVE NEIL GAIMAN WITH A HOLY PASSION)
Ender's Game (The Ender Saga) - Orson Scott Card
Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson
A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis
Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien (&*#$ yes!!!)
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman
Atonement - Ian McEwan
The Shadow Of The Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The Old Man and the Sea - Ernest Hemingway
The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath (It sounds familiar, I may have heard of it somewhere)
Dune - Frank Herbert
Old woman (to plastic surgeon): "Hey honey, I almost forgot to ask you, could you put some botox in my face so I won't look surprised when Bush blows up the world?"
Haha! Agreed. That reminds me...
[ ] Get Cheez-Its© for fallout shelter
:P
Today felt so much like a Friday it's RIDONKULUS. I bet you tomorrow will go on for..ev...ER. The showchoir's working with the arranger of the music, Eric Van Cleave from Indiana, and I swear he looks SO FAMILIAR...but I can't place it. It's buggin the crap outta me. But he's a really funny guy, I wish I could get to know him better.
And it turns out I can't be on the powerlifting team because I won't be able to go to the meeting on April 6th >:( Lame lame lame.
Here are the current top 50 books from www.whatshouldireadnext.com. Bold the books you have read. Italicise the books you might read. Strike the books you probably won't read. Leave the one's you're not sure about as they are.
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Great Gatsby - F.Scott Fitzgerald
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (I do so love Scout!)
The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman (I hear tale that Jason Isaacs is to be cast as Lord Asriel...I must acquire these books and read them ASAP. Jason Isaacs is sosososo handsome)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling
Life of Pi - Yann Martel (Doesn't sound too thrilling...)
Animal Farm- George Orwell
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
1984 - George Orwell
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K. Rowling
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (I've heard about it, and the idea of heaven intrigues me)
Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut
Angels and Demons - Dan Brown (Interesting title)
Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
American Gods - Neil Gaiman (LOOOOOOOVE NEIL GAIMAN WITH A HOLY PASSION)
Ender's Game (The Ender Saga) - Orson Scott Card
Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson
A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis
Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien (&*#$ yes!!!)
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman
Atonement - Ian McEwan
The Shadow Of The Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The Old Man and the Sea - Ernest Hemingway
The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath (It sounds familiar, I may have heard of it somewhere)
Dune - Frank Herbert