Now this is funny!
Hey guys this is really funny please read it, i got it from a fwd'ing e-mail.
Listen Carefully
A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love
to be six again," she replied. On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose
early and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to
the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they
journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "You
idiot, I meant my dress size".
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.
Listen Carefully
A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love
to be six again," she replied. On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose
early and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to
the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they
journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "You
idiot, I meant my dress size".
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.