Dixivision
I'd love to say that in my absence here on livejournal that I've been doing something remotely interesting, but truthfully, I've been watching "Rob & Big" on MTV and eating peanut butter right out of the jar (Don't tell my roommate). If life gets much more exciting, I think I may have to be checked into the hospital for exhaustion (Isn't that what Mariah Carey called it?). Yes, I've been living it up, folks. I'm thinking of taking up a few new hobbies. I'm thinking that if Rob Dyrdek can have his own show on MTV that there must be a place there for me. A few of my ideas:
"Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Dixi Edition," In this series, I would try out for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and get my butt kicked by the big marine that whips them into shape. You'd get to see me cry when Kelly pointed out that my arms were soft, fall flat on my face during the sexy walk out onto the field, but somehow I'd muster up the courage to keep on going and become the best DCC ever.
"The Surreal Life: Fayetteville," Houseguests would all be washed up Fayettevillites, such as Brandon Barber (wealthy real estate developer who was arrested twice last month), Clint Stoerner (former Razorback quarterback), everyone's favorite gorgeous loud, opinionated model/actress with size EEE breasts KC, former frat party dj DJ Derrick and Dixi (former writer who sold her soul to the big blue monster). Who will hook up with whom? Who will fight? Stay tuned to find out!
"True Life: I work at Wal-Mart Home Office" This series follows Dixi through the course of her day. Watch her set up new items, keep suppliers at bay, kick tha shiznit out of her co-worker Fred (Ok so probably not), run Retail Link reports, play with basketballs, footballs, soccerballs, goals, and accessories and decide what will go into the stores. And there's quite the eye candy around the office! Will Dixi get promoted? Will she find the man of her dreams? Daily at 7:30 am.
Anyways, choose your favorite and stay tuned.
"Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Dixi Edition," In this series, I would try out for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and get my butt kicked by the big marine that whips them into shape. You'd get to see me cry when Kelly pointed out that my arms were soft, fall flat on my face during the sexy walk out onto the field, but somehow I'd muster up the courage to keep on going and become the best DCC ever.
"The Surreal Life: Fayetteville," Houseguests would all be washed up Fayettevillites, such as Brandon Barber (wealthy real estate developer who was arrested twice last month), Clint Stoerner (former Razorback quarterback), everyone's favorite gorgeous loud, opinionated model/actress with size EEE breasts KC, former frat party dj DJ Derrick and Dixi (former writer who sold her soul to the big blue monster). Who will hook up with whom? Who will fight? Stay tuned to find out!
"True Life: I work at Wal-Mart Home Office" This series follows Dixi through the course of her day. Watch her set up new items, keep suppliers at bay, kick tha shiznit out of her co-worker Fred (Ok so probably not), run Retail Link reports, play with basketballs, footballs, soccerballs, goals, and accessories and decide what will go into the stores. And there's quite the eye candy around the office! Will Dixi get promoted? Will she find the man of her dreams? Daily at 7:30 am.
Anyways, choose your favorite and stay tuned.