The Johnson's

[divorce_and_die]

...

.....Mrs. Johnson walks away with a 7 digit alimony sum, the beach house, the vintage car collection, the kids and even the dog.

Better luck next time. The firm was ecstatic...why people are excited over the failure of EVERLASTING vows I'll never know.

I could do with some cheering...maybe a prostrate priestess or two...Haven't seen that one in a

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[jointheinsanity]

MOTHER. MOTHER. MOTHER. You are here! Oh, I missed you Mother.

[divorce_and_die]

I missed you too dear. And of course I'm here...I couldn't avoid people forever. How are you, love?

[jointheinsanity]

MOTHER. MOTHER. I am not well. Not at all. She gets all the attention. She gets all the love.

[divorce_and_die]

Is that so? I assure you, you are loved too. Even ask your father, I'm sure he'll reassure you too.

[jointheinsanity]

That is a lie. Daddy says he loves both of us, but not equally. No, no, no. You love me, though, Mother, right? You love me.

[divorce_and_die]

I love you very much dear, of course I do. You know I'd do near anything for you.

that icon is so adorable and mothering appropriate.<3

[jointheinsanity]

I love you, too, Mother. Mother. The komodos come at night.

*giggles* Thank you!

[divorce_and_die]

Of course they do. Be sure to lock your cupboards.

:D

[jointheinsanity]

I'll tell Chronos. He'll deal with them. It's "Sleep Time" now, though.

Re: :D

[divorce_and_die]

May your dreams be sweet, lovely...