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[divisionofblind]

My mom kicked me out tonight. I got home from school, and she bitched about me getting 2 cs and an A in my HS classes. How I care too much about The Juliana Theory, they may be my favorite band, but I care more about music and doing good in my College classes, then HS. I got into a school already, started business plans with a few friends. I am

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[theatlantic]

what the fuck

[stupidfingbitch]

sara, listen
about four years ago we made a promise under the love tree
i still love you
you can move in here
it would make my dad happy
he would probably kiss you
and then i would
wouldn't that be nice?

[divisionofblind]

umm yea, that wasnt me who typed that, it was my friend jessica, soooooo alison thank you anyway, i love you a super lot 2003. but do you really think my mom would ever kick me out of the house? cause she knows keeping me here would be a much worse punishment. plus i love my parents.