NO MONEY!!
Ah the simple pleasures in life. Like going to get gas and finding out your account is negative5 days before payday. Then going online and watching your account slide deeper and deeper into the negative figures. Having to go return things that should have been returned long ago and watching your account triumpantly climb higher but not high enough to be spendable yet. (Reminds me of that little mountain climber on the Price is Right.) But the most pleasurable of them all is working your ass off for two weeks, barly surviving, only to find out that your paycheck is a DAY BEHIND!!!! GOT TO LOVE THAT! But hey, it's virtually all spent anyhow so what do I care whether it is in my bank yet or not? *sigh*