Locked from James

Mar 03, 2009 21:37

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joe_convoy March 4 2009, 03:03:41 UTC
Now what sort of people would we be if we held the dear boy away from his ladyfriend, hmmm? Noooo, it would be bad for business.

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Shall we consider this a warmup for the trap sequences my good friends? With your permission Lord Bowser, I will put the young man in the "your princess is in another castle room."

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divinewatertech March 4 2009, 03:06:21 UTC
....

One, don't patronize me.

Two, she's my sister.

Three, your funeral if you try and taunt her with him. She's scarier than whatever the Lord of Terror can do when she gets like this.

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joe_convoy March 4 2009, 03:07:20 UTC
My dear child. We never make it easy for ANYONE to come into our home.

Ask the milkman. He has to dodge hundreds of traps to lay the milk in the morning.

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divinewatertech March 4 2009, 03:10:08 UTC
Little hesitation for people.

She'll blast through walls for a straight line to Keiichi.

Your milkman do that?

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joe_convoy March 4 2009, 03:10:59 UTC
We are not intimidated by your pitiful immortality or power. Noooooooo.

And besides, the traps are invincible.

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divinewatertech March 4 2009, 03:15:03 UTC
It's not me you have to be worried about.

But are the walls? Or ceiling? Or all of the surrounding area, really?

She's injured, but her energy has been regained with how much she's been sleeping. Meaning she's got power to blast down anything in her way.

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joe_convoy March 4 2009, 03:16:37 UTC
Yes but due to the rules of trans-finite energy sources, how long do you think that'll last against an entire Droid Army?

And really dear child, how long do you expect us to go without reinforcing the entire structure? Come come; we ARE a fortress after all.

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divinewatertech March 4 2009, 03:19:48 UTC
She doesn't have to take them all down. Actually, Droids? She might not have to do it at all then. Machines like her.

But if anyone finds a weak spot, it's Belldandy. It's what makes her amazing. And terrifying when she actually gets angry.

Keiichi is the only thing that can make her like this, really. She's willing to forgive most anyone for anything, except when it concerns Keiichi.

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joe_convoy March 4 2009, 03:22:38 UTC
My my, a deus ex machina and a techno-charmer as well! I'm terrified that all of our horrible plans are coming to a horrible end. The pain and the horror.

I must go and get the DVD-R to record this. Toodles!

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divinewatertech March 4 2009, 03:24:06 UTC
It's just how she's always been and part of who she is. And it won't be a horrible end.

Just property damage.

Your. Funeral.

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[Locked to Joe] lvl9finalboss March 4 2009, 03:53:09 UTC
Hmmm... This has potential, but at the same time, it could blow all of our scheming wide open.

So here's what we're going to do.

Put him near Mama's room. That area's still dangerous if someone doesn't know where they're going, but it's got the least traps over all. Deploy a couple of bridges over the worst of the Lava Pools, I don't want any of our best defenses getting blabbed.

LIGHTEN the patrols, just put out the troopas and droids that need behavior modification regimens.

And find James a Mini-Boss outfit.

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Re: [Locked to Joe] joe_convoy March 4 2009, 03:55:29 UTC
Excellent. Practical, tests our defenses, and above all else, James' pain and suffering.

I'll find him a uniform. Maybe something in a fruity magenta with no shirt...

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Re: [Locked to Joe] lvl9finalboss March 4 2009, 03:59:41 UTC
And with any luck, we'll get rid of some dead weight AND improve troop movements by showing a recording of this exercise.

Hmmm... I like the sound of that, but if he's too indentifiable, we'll still have a bit of trouble. Can we do anything with his hair? A more wild and foppish hair style might do just the trick to throw anyone off of his scent.

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Re: [Locked to Joe] joe_convoy March 4 2009, 04:00:57 UTC
I have long elven ears, a long purple wig that I can color a inviting shade of pink to make him look more like a demon. And red contacts.

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