The master, of course, is being a hermit.
And it falls upon his servants to inform his family as to what is occurring as of late. Pity, when he is fully capable of handling such matters himself, yet finds other things with which to occupy his time. Well, if one could consider what he does as 'occupying'.
The master, as some may be aware, has been away on a journey. A short one, true enough, but a journey, nonetheless. And I fear theaklds;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;fmc,
And that is the last fucking time I walk away from the computer signed in on anything.
Fucking purple bastard.
In case you haven't noticed, I'm home.