012 - So.
I've just been informed that, uh, Amazon.Com sells sex toys.
There's shit here I've never even HEARD of. Like, well, This. What the hell. Dude. There's so totally a spanking kit. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but the last time I checked, you didn't need a KIT for that shit. Might just be me.
And then there's...Just...The scary shit. No, I'm so not linking any of it. But with names...No, I can't even type it. Yes, it's immature. No, I don't really care. Okay, I'll link this. Why, oh fucking WHY, would you want to DESENSITIZE SHIT? Somebody explain the logic behind THAT one to me.
I don't understand people. I really don't. Because...Like...When I was coming into sexual maturity, nobody bothered with this shit. Anyway, some personal wtf favorites:
Because you're a special and unique flower, so why not BUY A VIBRATOR SHAPED LIKE ONE.
WHY IS THIS SHAPED LIKE APPLES???
I so take offense to this.
Is it made from real boys?
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Yeah, so...What the hell.