A Series of Haikus, Composed in Honor of the DH
Has a man ever
deserved a promotion more
than him? I think not.
Noble leaderman-
Steering his crew straight and true,
fair powerdercoaters!
Dues? Thirty-four bucks
a month. Joining the union
finally pays off.
Five-Thirty: work starts.
So early, but overtime
makes it all worthwhile.
No more blue jumpsuits
with paint and grease. It's polo
shirts and khakis now.