Clearly, I'm a thief.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I helped
withmysin see the light (8 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
divinedirection
Now this? This is just too bad. Oh well, at least I'll have a Flight Information Card to remember my escapades by!