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Nov 13, 2006 17:46

Clearly, I'm a thief.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I helped withmysin see the light (8 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
divinedirection

Now this? This is just too bad. Oh well, at least I'll have a Flight Information Card to remember my escapades by!
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