[IC - Oh wait, we're a god. We got powers other than god-dar, don't we?]/[arisato_yue]

Oct 21, 2009 22:22

Izanagi is in the dorm lounge relaxing in a chair reading Watanabe Hiroki and the Half-Pirate Ninja.

His Expression has increased.

the gods must be crazy, yue, private thread, ic

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 03:01:00 UTC
...Now there's a book she never expected to see Izanagi reading. Still...she's looking better now, as she approaches him.

"Ah, Izanagi...sama?" Oh, right. God. Respect. Should do that.

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 03:10:50 UTC
Welp, we were bored. :/

He looks up to see who is speaking. Ah, its Yue.

"Yes?" He decides to not bring up the honorific thing considering somebody will attach it to his true name sooner or later. :|

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 03:12:58 UTC
"If...you're not overly busy, there's something I want to ask you. A...favor, of sorts." Formal speech formal speech man she has forgotten most of the keigo she was ever taught WHY IS SHE BOTHERING AGAIN?

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 03:21:37 UTC
"What is it?" Don't worry, he's not going to throw archaic words such as 'thee' and 'thou' at you.

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 03:23:13 UTC
Good, because she'd just tell him to knock it off.

"...I'm not sure...you might know already. That I'm sharing this body. Both of us would prefer it if Set had his own."

Because man, this is just awkward in so many ways.

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 03:30:36 UTC
That and he spent the past 16 years speaking modern Japanese.

"You're sharing a body?" He repeats, confused and hit with deja vu.

...He forgot much of that conversation, didn't he?

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 03:31:38 UTC
...Sigh. Her eyes go gold for a minute while Set tags over and how does a girl produce a baritone anyway?

"Yes, Izanagi, are you going senile already?"

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 03:39:33 UTC
"More like recovering from a case of reincarnation induced amnesia."

We tried to fuse for you once. We were one level off and you bitched at us before leaving. Jerk.

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 03:41:56 UTC
He's a lot of stored up bitterness and boredom, okay.

"So you did take the advice, at least. But now you understand the problem?" Hey, did her eyes just turn back to normal?

"As helpful as he can be, being randomly possessed is kind of a strain on one's nerves."

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 04:04:43 UTC
He does now...maybe.

"I know another person with the same problem as yours. But she remembers nothing afterwards and the goddess in her mind is unhelpful."

Why does he sound guilty about that?

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 04:14:28 UTC
...Always so good with the wife, Izanagi. Smooth like sandpaper.

"I remember what happens...probably because I was willing to allow him to hitch a ride. But it's not...good for either of us."

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 04:32:27 UTC
Yes, disobeying her and seeing her zombie self while still in Yomi and then running away screaming before sealing the entrance with a bigass boulder. Smooth. The Kojiki is also lying that we created a river out of our own urine. Really.

"In my experience, when you allow a being to share a piece of yourself with them, they would have to give you something in return. Has he?"

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 04:37:03 UTC
"His knowledge. Access to his powers...although not all of them, since that would...overwhelm." Since. Um. Causing spontaneous sandstorms when she sneezed would kind of suck.

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 04:54:49 UTC
"There is so much a mortal can handle." And we have to be careful on what we do considering we have a tendency to have gods pop into existence because we sneezed or something. There has yet to be a Japanese god of the Internet though.

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arisato_yue October 22 2009, 05:02:22 UTC
Give it time. It'll happen if you whack off.

"Don't I know it..." Considering Igor had to put blocks in the head from keeping my persona from OVERWHELMING MY SOUL.

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divinebowlcut October 22 2009, 05:08:46 UTC
...We wear condoms to bed. Once you wake up to finding a baby on your nightstand, you have to start adding on to the bed time ritual. orz

"Er...anyway, what was your request?"

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