OOC - stalker meme
I was bored?
divinebowlcut is being stalked on Livejournal!
frozeninsanity is stalking divinebowlcutfrozeninsanity's REAL name :Blocker Bonnerfrozeninsanity's REAL DOB :13th September 1982Height :171 cmWeight : 87.7 kgfrozeninsanity has dreamt about you : 5 times frozeninsanity became interested in you : 12th October 2005frozeninsanity's latest dream about you Both you and frozeninsanity are working in an animal sanctuary together. frozeninsanity suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.This is how frozeninsanity describes your relationship behind your back 'divinebowlcut thinks we are just friends! Ha! I'm moving in for the kill!'frozeninsanity's been stealing stuff from your house too. A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.They've even started modifying their body for you frozeninsanity took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police No. calls to the police : 24 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I've just killed someone. Their name is frozeninsanity. Stop bloody laughing! That's their real name! frozeninsanity threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."frozeninsanity's Police File frozeninsanity is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about frozeninsanity
icyfeisty - A withered old hag
'To be honest I think divinebowlcut and frozeninsanity deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.'
greekreaper - Geek isn't the word
'I use the word cunt sparingly - it's more effective that way. I've spent all morning texting frozeninsanity, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.'
DAMMIT WAIFU, I SAID NO. D:
Stalking is illegal. divinebowlcut confronts greekreaper.
greekreaper is stalking divinebowlcutgreekreaper's REAL name :Forrester Avilagreekreaper's REAL DOB :27th August 1974Height :163 cmWeight : 90.3 kggreekreaper has dreamt about you : 19 times greekreaper became interested in you : 14th November 2006greekreaper's latest dream about you You are on a golfcourse with greekreaper and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.This is how greekreaper describes your relationship behind your back 'We're gonna have children. I haven't talked to divinebowlcut about it yet but I'm sure he will be happy to have about 12 kids.'greekreaper's been stealing stuff from your house too. greekreaper has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.They've even started modifying their body for you In a vain attempt to impress you greekreaper walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it'll be a completely different matter.
The Police No. calls to the police : 25 timesYour Last Call to The Police "My names divinebowlcut, I'm ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don't know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is greekreaper. They've been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"greekreaper's Police File 15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it's toll on greekreaper's psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.
Testimonies about greekreaper
icyfeisty - Long-haul trucker
'Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. divinebowlcut should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.'
frozeninsanity - Monarch of lard
'I always thought greekreaper was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?'
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divinebowlcut is being stalked on Livejournal!
frozeninsanity is stalking divinebowlcutfrozeninsanity's REAL name :Blocker Bonnerfrozeninsanity's REAL DOB :13th September 1982Height :171 cmWeight : 87.7 kgfrozeninsanity has dreamt about you : 5 times frozeninsanity became interested in you : 12th October 2005frozeninsanity's latest dream about you Both you and frozeninsanity are working in an animal sanctuary together. frozeninsanity suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.This is how frozeninsanity describes your relationship behind your back 'divinebowlcut thinks we are just friends! Ha! I'm moving in for the kill!'frozeninsanity's been stealing stuff from your house too. A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.They've even started modifying their body for you frozeninsanity took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police No. calls to the police : 24 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I've just killed someone. Their name is frozeninsanity. Stop bloody laughing! That's their real name! frozeninsanity threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."frozeninsanity's Police File frozeninsanity is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about frozeninsanity
icyfeisty - A withered old hag
'To be honest I think divinebowlcut and frozeninsanity deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.'
greekreaper - Geek isn't the word
'I use the word cunt sparingly - it's more effective that way. I've spent all morning texting frozeninsanity, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.'
DAMMIT WAIFU, I SAID NO. D:
Stalking is illegal. divinebowlcut confronts greekreaper.
greekreaper is stalking divinebowlcutgreekreaper's REAL name :Forrester Avilagreekreaper's REAL DOB :27th August 1974Height :163 cmWeight : 90.3 kggreekreaper has dreamt about you : 19 times greekreaper became interested in you : 14th November 2006greekreaper's latest dream about you You are on a golfcourse with greekreaper and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.This is how greekreaper describes your relationship behind your back 'We're gonna have children. I haven't talked to divinebowlcut about it yet but I'm sure he will be happy to have about 12 kids.'greekreaper's been stealing stuff from your house too. greekreaper has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.They've even started modifying their body for you In a vain attempt to impress you greekreaper walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it'll be a completely different matter.
The Police No. calls to the police : 25 timesYour Last Call to The Police "My names divinebowlcut, I'm ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don't know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is greekreaper. They've been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"greekreaper's Police File 15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it's toll on greekreaper's psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.
Testimonies about greekreaper
icyfeisty - Long-haul trucker
'Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. divinebowlcut should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.'
frozeninsanity - Monarch of lard
'I always thought greekreaper was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?'
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